JISM

JISM

Jockstar Is Sado-Masochistic?

JISM

Jockstar Is Sado-Masochistic?

Jet Is Snakey Matriarch

Gloop

JISM

Jockstar Is Sado-Masochistic?

Jet Is Snakey Matriarch

Gloop

You trying to hit on me, JDT?

Hey, our general topics grazing "friend" dgoz is at 340 posts. I'm gonna try really hard to get to 4,700 before he gets to 500.

JISM

Jockstar Is Sado-Masochistic?

Do you like JISM?

PISH!

JISM

Jockstar Is Sado-Masochistic?

Jet Is Snakey Matriarch

Gloop

You trying to hit on me, JDT?

Hey, our general topics grazing "friend" dgoz is at 340 posts. I'm gonna try really hard to get to 4,700 before he gets to 500.

I think you've got enough suitors already Miss J and I only hit on Terry down Soi Rambuttri and that was after many bottles of fine, fresh, frothies ... and he turned me down

Your mate dogz ... I'm not implying he's lacking brain power but even when he does hit 500 it will take him another 1500 before he finds bedlam ....

JISM

Jockstar Is Sado-Masochistic?

Jet Is Snakey Matriarch

Gloop

You trying to hit on me, JDT?

Hey, our general topics grazing "friend" dgoz is at 340 posts. I'm gonna try really hard to get to 4,700 before he gets to 500.

I think you've got enough suitors already Miss J and I only hit on Terry down Soi Rambuttri and that was after many bottles of fine, fresh, frothies ... and he turned me down

Your mate dogz ... I'm not implying he's lacking brain power but even when he does hit 500 it will take him another 1500 before he finds bedlam ....

Oh. I would not have found it if Robski didn't tell me to follow the yellow shick road. As for the d guy, I just discovered the ignored reader list which I may activate if he continues to be boorish in such a thoughtless manner. I am not afraid of verbal fisticuffs, but may seek your help in holding him down so my tresses can get a good feed of him.

JISM

Jockstar Is Sado-Masochistic?

Jet Is Snakey Matriarch

Gloop

You trying to hit on me, JDT?

Hey, our general topics grazing "friend" dgoz is at 340 posts. I'm gonna try really hard to get to 4,700 before he gets to 500.

I think you've got enough suitors already Miss J and I only hit on Terry down Soi Rambuttri and that was after many bottles of fine, fresh, frothies ... and he turned me down

Your mate dogz ... I'm not implying he's lacking brain power but even when he does hit 500 it will take him another 1500 before he finds bedlam ....

Oh. I would not have found it if Robski didn't tell me to follow the yellow shick road. As for the d guy, I just discovered the ignored reader list which I may activate if he continues to be boorish in such a thoughtless manner. I am not afraid of verbal fisticuffs, but may seek your help in holding him down so my tresses can get a good feed of him.

Always happy to oblige Miss G ... can I film the feasting ?

Always happy to oblige Miss G ... can I film the feasting ?

Most welcome and I give you the TV film rights. I know it will break the box office take of other big hits, such as Bambi Meets Godzilla.

Edit typo.

Please see OP in General Topics: New Words for 2007.

Oh. I would not have found it if Robski didn't tell me to follow the yellow shick road.

Uh.. yeh.. blame me why don'tchya.

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Oh. I would not have found it if Robski didn't tell me to follow the yellow shick road.

Uh.. yeh.. blame me why don'tchya.

Blame? Not at all. Did I upset you? I am so sorry. I like the playground equipment here, and you can bash the other kids and not get caught.

Now I am depressed. Better go to the garden and eat worm with the kids.

Oh. I would not have found it if Robski didn't tell me to follow the yellow shick road.

Uh.. yeh.. blame me why don'tchya.

Blame? Not at all. Did I upset you? I am so sorry. I like the playground equipment here, and you can bash the other kids and not get caught.

Now I am depressed. Better go to the garden and eat worm with the kids.

Worm is good, think I may join you.

What a fud.

What's a fud?

Oh. I would not have found it if Robski didn't tell me to follow the yellow shick road.

Uh.. yeh.. blame me why don'tchya.

Blame? Not at all. Did I upset you? I am so sorry. I like the playground equipment here, and you can bash the other kids and not get caught.

Now I am depressed. Better go to the garden and eat worm with the kids.

Worm is good, think I may join you.

What a fud.

That's 3 letters Master Rob .. just too basic for our intellect ... let me pump it up a notch ...

Smeg

As in "First I'm gonna fud you and then I'm gonna smeg all your toys and sell 'em on ebay"?

edit fug for fud

Chuff.

thrust

Stoke

Minge.

Y'all seem a tad lacklustre so brighten up

your day with a warm furry bundle of joy

PUSSY !

PS Watch out for the ones with claws

Stoke

That reminded of the song "Lovely Ladies" in Les Miserables. Just read the words in the lyrics, hilarious, especially the lines by [the sailors] and [the whores]

[sAILOR ONE]

I smell women

Smell 'em in the air

Think I'll drop my anchor

In that harbor over there

[sAILOR TWO]

Lovely ladies

Smell 'em through the smoke

Seven days at sea

Can make you hungry for a poke

[sAILOR THREE]

Even stokers need a little stoke!

[WOMEN]

Lovely ladies

Waiting for a bite

Waiting for the customers

Who only come at night

Lovely ladies

Ready for the call

Standing up or lying down

Or any way at all

Bargain prices up against the wall

[OLD WOMAN]

Come here, my dear

Let's see this trinket you wear

This bagatelle...

[FANTINE]

Madame, I'll sell it to you...

[OLD WOMAN]

I'll give you four

[FANTINE]

That wouldn't pay for the chain!

[OLD WOMAN]

I'll give you five. You're far to eager to sell.

It's up to you.

[FANTINE]

It's all I have

[OLD WOMAN]

That's not my fault

[FANTINE]

[OLD WOMAN]

No more than five

My dear, we all must stay alive!

[WOMEN]

Lovely ladies

Waiting in the dark

Ready for a thick one

Or a quick one in the park

Whore 1

Long time short time

Any time, my dear

Cost a little extra if you want to take all year!

[ALL]

Quick and cheap is underneath the pier!

[CRONE]

What pretty hair!

What pretty locks you got there

What luck you got. It's worth a centime, my dear

I'll take the lot

[FANTINE]

Don't touch me! Leave me alone!

[CRONE]

Let's make a price.

I'll give you all of ten francs,

Just think of that!

[FANTINE]

It pays a debt

[CRONE]

Just think of that

[FANTINE]

What can I do? It pays a debt.

Ten francs may save my poor Cosette!

[sAILOR THREE]

Lovely lady!

Fastest on the street

Wasn't there three minutes

She was back up on her feet

[sAILOR ONE]

Lovely lady!

What yer waiting for?

Doesn't take a lot of savvy

Just to be a whore

Come on, lady

What's a lady for?

[Fantine re-emerges, her long hair cut short]

[PIMP]

Give me the dirt, who's that bit over there?

[WHORE ONE]

A bit of skirt. She's the one sold her hair.

[WHORE TWO]

She's got a kid. Sends her all that she can

[PIMP]

I might have known

There is always some man

Lovely lady, come along and join us!

Lovely lady!

[WHORE ONE]

Come on dearie, why all the fuss?

You're no grander than the rest of us

Life has dropped you at the bottom of the heap

Join your sisters

[WHORE TWO]

Make money in your sleep!

[Fantine goes off with one of the sailors]

[WHORE ONE]

That's right dearie, let him have the lot

[WHORE THREE]

That's right dearie, show him what you've got!

[WOMEN]

Old men, young men, take 'em as they come

Harbor rats and alley cats and every kind of scum

Poor men, rich men, leaders of the land

See them with their trousers off they're never quite as grand

All it takes is money in your hand!

Lovely ladies

Going for a song

Got a lot of callers

But they never stay for long

[FANTINE]

Come on, Captain,

you can wear your shoes

Don't it make a change

To have a girl who can't refuse

Easy money

Lying on a bed

Just as well they never see

The hate that's in your head

Don't they know they're making love

To one already dead!

That's a nice reminder of the play, Mr BJ. Thanks.

I love it, seen it many a time

That's a nice reminder of the play,

Not being pedantic but it's actually a musical (although i think it's really an Operetta)

I love it, seen it many a time

That's a nice reminder of the play,

Not being pedantic but it's actually a musical (although i think it's really an Operetta)

It's a musical adaptation of a novel.... ergo it's a musical!!

Not to be pedantic or anything....

MOUND

I love it, seen it many a time

That's a nice reminder of the play,

Not being pedantic but it's actually a musical (although i think it's really an Operetta)

It's a musical adaptation of a novel.... ergo it's a musical!!

Not to be pedantic or anything....

MOUND

That's why i said it's actually a Musical However, the fact that it is sung (with no spoken lib) all the way through, lends itself to being described as a Operetta

"NEST"

Alright already. Musical adaptation or operetta like Pirates of Pissants. Thank you for the correction.

Alright already. Musical adaptation or operetta like Pirates of Pissants. Thank you for the correction.

I'm sorry I have not been on line for a few days!

Jet, for one throwing a hissy fit a few pages ago you have now embraced this sesquipe thread.

Oh, IMHO Les Mis, whether it a musical or a play or an operaetta, it's <deleted>!!! That's 5 letters!

Talking of which, where's that <deleted>? I haven't seen him about, something I said?

Time to heed over to the last word then methunks.