WD-40

[Crossy]

An old WD-40 ad, maybe 

 

[Somtamnication]

Works better than KY! 

[Crossy]

5 minutes ago, Somtamnication said:

Works better than KY! 

The voice of experience? 

[Dmaxdan]

[colinneil]

Reminds me of the old Irish joke.

Wife gives birth to triplets, husband says how the hell did that happen?

Well you remember that night i was a bit dry, and you used 3 in 1 oil.

Thank the lord i didnt use WD-40 he says.

[overherebc]

On 4/10/2018 at 9:16 AM, colinneil said:

Reminds me of the old Irish joke.

Wife gives birth to triplets, husband says how the hell did that happen?

Well you remember that night i was a bit dry, and you used 3 in 1 oil.

Thank the lord i didnt use WD-40 he says.

Cyclist gets caught in downpour. Sees a light in a cottage and decides to ask for shelter.

Inside Father, Mother and Daughter have had an arguement about who will wash the dishes. They have agreed that the first to speak will.

The cyclist is waved in in silence and sits next to the fire.

After an hour when no one has spoken to him he says if no one speaks I'm taking the daughter upstairs and does so.  After a little while same thing with the mother.

Rain stops and he decides to leave and notices rust forming on the bicycle chain.

Walks back in and says I'm looking for oil or WD40.

Father jumps up and shouts I'll do the dishes.