I'll never do that again.

[sipi]

Ask the neighbours to turn the music down. 

[kevvy]

Dont ask locals directions where something is, they tell you anything , i think it is called saving face ...

[sipi]

37 minutes ago, Peterw42 said:

A great idea for a thread but I fear it will become " I will never, trust a bar-girl, go to pattaya, buy a condo, invest in Thailand " again thread.

 

In my case, "I will never do that again", is usually followed by "and we will never speak of it again"

Yes I agree. But I was actually thinking that there are many things I will never do because of me not them. 

Guaranteed I will never go crazy at Songkran again like a youngster. 

Unfortunately I am just too bloody old. 

[55Jay]

45 minutes ago, Jonathan Fairfield said:

Take a minivan

Especially one that doesn't belong to you.  ?

[sipi]

Longboat on the Mekong?

Maybe,  if you provide life jackets. 

[chickenslegs]

Ask a moto taxi guy "get me there quickly".

[OneMoreFarang]

Karaoke

[mauGR1]

Well, i have to confess, i'll never try a relationship with a bar girl again.

[OneMoreFarang]

Just now, mauGR1 said:

Well, i have to confess, i'll never try a relationship with a bar girl again.

The next one will be different. 1000% sure!

[Crossy]

3 hours ago, sipi said:

Eat boiled snake. 

Once was too often. 

Ditto.

 

Mine was barbecued.

 

[theguyfromanotherforum]

I will never be single again.

 

I will never be a virgin again?

[ivor bigun]

Go back and live in England

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[mauGR1]

3 minutes ago, theguyfromanotherforum said:

I will never be single again.

 

I will never be a virgin again?

I agree with the second.

[Dmaxdan]

Participate in inane threads on Internet forums.......oh hang on a minute [emoji15]




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[pgrahmm]

Have or want a western woman...

[user564545]

Mix up my Anusol and toothpaste tubes.

[worgeordie]

Never take 3rd class train from BKK - CNX, only ticket i could get,

no seats ,i was knackered standing most of the way,ended up

sitting on an old woman's knee.

regards worgeordie

[pgrahmm]

4 minutes ago, worgeordie said:

Never take 3rd class train from BKK - CNX, only ticket i could get,

no seats ,i was knackered standing most of the way,ended up

sitting on an old woman's knee.

regards worgeordie

You took a train ? to the airport?

[lemonjelly]

Never leave my car in a multi story car park again without making a note of 1) which floor it’s on and 2) which mult story car park it is.

[worgeordie]

4 minutes ago, pgrahmm said:

You took a train ? to the airport?

If you say so, BKK= Bangkok, CNX = Chiang Mai, i thought a lot

of people knew that.

regards worgeordie

[pgrahmm]

12 minutes ago, worgeordie said:

If you say so, BKK= Bangkok, CNX = Chiang Mai, i thought a lot

of people knew that.

regards worgeordie

Those are the international airport designation codes......

 

Did the train ever get off the ground?

[Justfine]

CM is the abbreviation for Chiang Mai. Nothing to do with airports.

[pgrahmm]

Just now, Justfine said:

CM is the abbreviation for Chiang Mai. Nothing to do with airports.

Correct - but we're inadvertently derailing a fun topic....

[Lacessit]

Eat food in a restaurant that has no other customers. Ditto street stalls.

Stay in Bangkok more than one night.

Give any woman my honest opinion.

Play golf in pissing rain.

Expect a Thai to think logically.

Eat any Thai dish that has red liquid.

Take my Thai GF to Australia.

Buy Telstra shares.

Eat durian.

 

[observer90210]

• Taking an official taxi and not using Uber/Grab if available in the area.

 

• Swimming at the beach in Pattaya  perhaps...hum ? ?

 

• Not checking before that the georgeous beauty flirting in the club, or by the beach is not a lady boy !!

 

• Buying anything from the Duty Free at BKK ! ?

 

• Paying at restaurants without checking the bill and without noting the prices beforehand from the menu.

 

• Believing the cutie busty hottie at the bar, giving me my weekly therapy,  saying I am so hansum (even though it's not true) ?

 

• Short time dating [and s*x] with a female wearing any official uniform with golden wings !! ?‍✈️

 

• Not bringing a sufficient stock of condoms from Europe,  during the lovely autum/winter stay in Thailand.  ?

 

• Trusting the reputable indian tailors to deliver on time ! ⏳

 

• Believing some of the rubbish spread by farangs in Thailand ! ?

 

• Not having sex with the hottie 30 something maid, when it's obvious that she wants to make in a bit of overtime !

 

• Buying overpriced farang food items from the big scale grocery supermarkets.

 

• Not planning sufficient visa run or short break trips to Vietnam or KL ?️

 

• Not having sufficient stock of 100 THB notes for paying "the toll fees" at police racket check points. ?

 

• Using an agent for administrative formalities. The fine advice given here by the specialists can avoid spending extra for nothing.

 

• Not using the reliable home delivery service,  offered by the georgeous "health and well being"  therapists !

 

• Eating too often at european cuisine restaurants that are just ripoffs, when the local or other Asian restaurants in Thailand are such a feast and more reasonable !?

 

• Spending on consumer items or services, without triple checking by a Thai, if it costs same [or more] then back in one's farang home town (exception to medical, food and booze).

 

• Using a toilet, just after a Chinese tour bus has stopped in the area.

[chickenslegs]

Trust a fart.

 

[smokie36]

Rent a room for 100 Baht a night on a paradise beach. 

[balo]

Having sex after a massage. 

[Justfine]

Pay extra for breakfast and expect decent bacon and eggs in a guesthouse.

 

2 overcooked cold eggs, 1 sad piece of c grade ham pretending to be bacon , 2 tiny horrible sausages, crappy white bread, coffee that tastes like muddy water and one sad piece of poor lettuce and a slice of unripe tomato that was sprayed with harmful chemicals.

 

 

[sipi]

Use a squat toilet unless there is absolutely no other choice.