Ask the neighbours to turn the music down. 

Dont ask locals directions where something is, they tell you anything , i think it is called saving face ...

37 minutes ago, Peterw42 said:

A great idea for a thread but I fear it will become " I will never, trust a bar-girl, go to pattaya, buy a condo, invest in Thailand " again thread.

 

In my case, "I will never do that again", is usually followed by "and we will never speak of it again"

Yes I agree. But I was actually thinking that there are many things I will never do because of me not them. 

Guaranteed I will never go crazy at Songkran again like a youngster. 

Unfortunately I am just too bloody old. 

45 minutes ago, Jonathan Fairfield said:

Take a minivan

Especially one that doesn't belong to you.  ?

Longboat on the Mekong?

Maybe,  if you provide life jackets. 

Ask a moto taxi guy "get me there quickly".

Karaoke

Well, i have to confess, i'll never try a relationship with a bar girl again.

Just now, mauGR1 said:

Well, i have to confess, i'll never try a relationship with a bar girl again.

The next one will be different. 1000% sure!

3 hours ago, sipi said:

Eat boiled snake. 

Once was too often. 

Ditto.

 

Mine was barbecued.

 

I will never be single again.

 

I will never be a virgin again?

Go back and live in England

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3 minutes ago, theguyfromanotherforum said:

I will never be single again.

 

I will never be a virgin again?

I agree with the second.

Participate in inane threads on Internet forums.......oh hang on a minute [emoji15]




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Have or want a western woman...

Mix up my Anusol and toothpaste tubes.

Never take 3rd class train from BKK - CNX, only ticket i could get,

no seats ,i was knackered standing most of the way,ended up

sitting on an old woman's knee.

regards worgeordie

4 minutes ago, worgeordie said:

Never take 3rd class train from BKK - CNX, only ticket i could get,

no seats ,i was knackered standing most of the way,ended up

sitting on an old woman's knee.

regards worgeordie

You took a train ? to the airport?

Never leave my car in a multi story car park again without making a note of 1) which floor it’s on and 2) which mult story car park it is.

4 minutes ago, pgrahmm said:

You took a train ? to the airport?

If you say so, BKK= Bangkok, CNX = Chiang Mai, i thought a lot

of people knew that.

regards worgeordie

12 minutes ago, worgeordie said:

If you say so, BKK= Bangkok, CNX = Chiang Mai, i thought a lot

of people knew that.

regards worgeordie

Those are the international airport designation codes......

 

Did the train ever get off the ground?

CM is the abbreviation for Chiang Mai. Nothing to do with airports.

Just now, Justfine said:

CM is the abbreviation for Chiang Mai. Nothing to do with airports.

Correct - but we're inadvertently derailing a fun topic....

Eat food in a restaurant that has no other customers. Ditto street stalls.

Stay in Bangkok more than one night.

Give any woman my honest opinion.

Play golf in pissing rain.

Expect a Thai to think logically.

Eat any Thai dish that has red liquid.

Take my Thai GF to Australia.

Buy Telstra shares.

Eat durian.

 

• Taking an official taxi and not using Uber/Grab if available in the area.

 

• Swimming at the beach in Pattaya  perhaps...hum ? ?

 

• Not checking before that the georgeous beauty flirting in the club, or by the beach is not a lady boy !!

 

• Buying anything from the Duty Free at BKK ! ?

 

• Paying at restaurants without checking the bill and without noting the prices beforehand from the menu.

 

• Believing the cutie busty hottie at the bar, giving me my weekly therapy,  saying I am so hansum (even though it's not true) ?

 

• Short time dating [and s*x] with a female wearing any official uniform with golden wings !! ?‍✈️

 

• Not bringing a sufficient stock of condoms from Europe,  during the lovely autum/winter stay in Thailand.  ?

 

• Trusting the reputable indian tailors to deliver on time ! ⏳

 

• Believing some of the rubbish spread by farangs in Thailand ! ?

 

• Not having sex with the hottie 30 something maid, when it's obvious that she wants to make in a bit of overtime !

 

• Buying overpriced farang food items from the big scale grocery supermarkets.

 

• Not planning sufficient visa run or short break trips to Vietnam or KL ?️

 

• Not having sufficient stock of 100 THB notes for paying "the toll fees" at police racket check points. ?

 

• Using an agent for administrative formalities. The fine advice given here by the specialists can avoid spending extra for nothing.

 

• Not using the reliable home delivery service,  offered by the georgeous "health and well being"  therapists !

 

• Eating too often at european cuisine restaurants that are just ripoffs, when the local or other Asian restaurants in Thailand are such a feast and more reasonable !?

 

• Spending on consumer items or services, without triple checking by a Thai, if it costs same [or more] then back in one's farang home town (exception to medical, food and booze).

 

• Using a toilet, just after a Chinese tour bus has stopped in the area.

Trust a fart.

 

Rent a room for 100 Baht a night on a paradise beach. 

Having sex after a massage. 

Pay extra for breakfast and expect decent bacon and eggs in a guesthouse.

 

2 overcooked cold eggs, 1 sad piece of c grade ham pretending to be bacon , 2 tiny horrible sausages, crappy white bread, coffee that tastes like muddy water and one sad piece of poor lettuce and a slice of unripe tomato that was sprayed with harmful chemicals.

 

 

Use a squat toilet unless there is absolutely no other choice.