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Metal spoons that bend if you stick them into anything harder than Tom Yum Anything.

Cutlery manufacturers are the 'ground-zero' of corruption........ I wonder where the good spoons go

Thaddy dont you know anything..Didnt your Mum have a Good set of everything

for Posh visitors...Answer your question ???

They have a tendency to go missing .......... that's another irritant around here

Bloody hangovers irritate me ... just had one last for 2 days after a heavy sesh on the dark ales again ... and its taken the edge of what was otherwise a bargain bonanza of a night ...

Bloody hangovers irritate me ... just had one last for 2 days after a heavy sesh on the dark ales again ... and its taken the edge of what was otherwise a bargain bonanza of a night ...

What does bargain bonanza mean?

Bloody hangovers irritate me ... just had one last for 2 days after a heavy sesh on the dark ales again ... and its taken the edge of what was otherwise a bargain bonanza of a night ...

What does bargain bonanza mean?

Probably a session during happy hour or a night of cut price booze

Bloody hangovers irritate me ... just had one last for 2 days after a heavy sesh on the dark ales again ... and its taken the edge of what was otherwise a bargain bonanza of a night ...

What does bargain bonanza mean?

Probably a session during happy hour or a night of cut price booze

Mr BJ is on the right track ... however no happy hours where we were drinking but just a cracking night ...

Mashed carrots and swede

Neaps and tatties are delicious with haggis - and Im not even from up there !!!

I'm up fer sum neeps, tatties an haggis...the oatmeal inna haggis will clean ya right out...a scottish fry up wid square sausage, black puddin' an' fried bread from a nice scottish loaf wouldn't be too bad either, washed down wid strong tea made from Glasge tap water, the best in de woild...puts all ob dat quarter gill Famous Grouse an' Tennants heavy to bed just right...

later to go down de train station to sort out dem Rangers supporters...

later to go down de train station to sort out dem Rangers supporters...

A'm with ya theer pal..........!

redrus

later to go down de train station to sort out dem Rangers supporters...

A'm with ya theer pal..........!

redrus

shoulder ta shoulder wid you, pal...ferkin' prods...

to continue on another note, root veges boiled together, neeps, tatties, carrots mashed up together wid lots ob butter, milk an' fresh ground pepper is de 'monster mash'...an excellent accompanyment to any roast meat dinner...

I know, I know but I just love talkin' about food an' cookin'...

Not being able to <deleted> sleep again - and for the annoying reason that im stressin about my forthcoming trip to Thailand, when there is no flippin reason to stress!!! Is this it then for the next 6 weeks Somebody sing me a lullaby

Not being able to <deleted> sleep again - and for the annoying reason that im stressin about my forthcoming trip to Thailand, when there is no flippin reason to stress!!! Is this it then for the next 6 weeks Somebody sing me a lullaby

Hush, sweet sophy, don't you cry,

Bedlam's gonna make you a cockroach pie.

Repeat ad nauseum.

Not being able to <deleted> sleep again - and for the annoying reason that im stressin about my forthcoming trip to Thailand, when there is no flippin reason to stress!!! Is this it then for the next 6 weeks Somebody sing me a lullaby

Hush, sweet sophy, don't you cry,

Bedlam's gonna make you a cockroach pie.

Repeat ad nauseum.

Managed 3 hours sleep - now im hungry, wheres that pie?

When locals drop s's when writing English for no obvious reason whatsoever. At worst, it can render a sentence or phrase utterly meaningless.

Cheer,

Insight

When locals drop s's when writing English for no obvious reason whatsoever. At worst, it can render a sentence or phrase utterly meaningless.

Cheer,

Insight

what s, dear Sir?

The same person calling my home, asking for jute(who doesn't live here) again and again and again and again asking for the same person again and again

Taxi drivers accelerating to red lights

Taxi drivers feathering the throttle every 2 seconds - I think that's a pet hate but it tickles me and I get uncontrollable giggle fits! I HATE IT SO MUCH THOUGH!!!!

Taxi drivers not saying yes when I ask them through the window, then I see them coming round the block 5 mins later still with no passenger

TBC...

The same person calling my home, asking for jute(who doesn't live here) again and again and again and again asking for the same person again and again

Taxi drivers accelerating to red lights

Taxi drivers feathering the throttle every 2 seconds - I think that's a pet hate but it tickles me and I get uncontrollable giggle fits! I HATE IT SO MUCH THOUGH!!!!

Taxi drivers not saying yes when I ask them through the window, then I see them coming round the block 5 mins later still with no passenger

TBC...

This is a time honoured joke.

A whole bunch of you call someone at 15 minute intervals

throughout the night asking for "Fred".

Then , just before dawn , you call and say "This is Fred ,

were there any messages for me?".

The same person calling my home, asking for jute(who doesn't live here) again and again and again and again asking for the same person again and again

Taxi drivers accelerating to red lights

Taxi drivers feathering the throttle every 2 seconds - I think that's a pet hate but it tickles me and I get uncontrollable giggle fits! I HATE IT SO MUCH THOUGH!!!!

Taxi drivers not saying yes when I ask them through the window, then I see them coming round the block 5 mins later still with no passenger

TBC...

This is a time honoured joke.

A whole bunch of you call someone at 15 minute intervals

throughout the night asking for "Fred".

Then , just before dawn , you call and say "This is Fred ,

were there any messages for me?".

I wish it was funny

Next time they call I'm going to tell them to hang on while I go and get Jute then I'll turn on a rude soundtrack and let them listen quietly embarrassed

People Who Eat Duck...

People Who Eat Duck...

Doesn't it depend on the type of Duck? Nobody would eat duck of the little black variety!

Nearly stepped in dog poo earlier! So, people who don't clean up their dog's poo. And it's the LAW!

Nearly stepped in dog poo earlier! So, people who don't clean up their dog's poo. And it's the LAW!

I have remarked on two things here in LOS

The quantity of soi dogs

The rarity of dog poo on the pavement

Are you in Liverpool

It ain't dog poo !

Nearly stepped in dog poo earlier! So, people who don't clean up their dog's poo. And it's the LAW!

I have remarked on two things here in LOS

The quantity of soi dogs

The rarity of dog poo on the pavement

Are you in Liverpool

It ain't dog poo !

I am in Liverpool, and yes, it was dog poo!!!

Nearly stepped in dog poo earlier! So, people who don't clean up their dog's poo. And it's the LAW!

I have remarked on two things here in LOS

The quantity of soi dogs

The rarity of dog poo on the pavement

Are you in Liverpool

It ain't dog poo !

I am in Liverpool, and yes, it was dog poo!!!

Canine excriment actually Old Chappy..

Change of tactic..... replying to the original question.

Penis, zipper trauma ........ how many dance steps do you know? .... you invent a few more when that happens

Change of tactic..... replying to the original question.

Penis, zipper trauma ........ how many dance steps do you know? .... you invent a few more when that happens

I've always found it better to freeze , violent movements can

cause tissue loss. 256 sheets of toilet paper between the teeth

and lower the zip slowly but firmly.

I hate idiots. You can't fly like an eagle when you're surrounded by turkeys.

Nearly stepped in dog poo earlier! So, people who don't clean up their dog's poo. And it's the LAW!

I have remarked on two things here in LOS

The quantity of soi dogs

The rarity of dog poo on the pavement

Are you in Liverpool

It ain't dog poo !

I am in Liverpool, and yes, it was dog poo!!!

Canine excriment actually Old Chappy..

Don't go all technical on me LBD - it was dog <deleted>!!!

Why fly like an eagle? ... eagle's get sucked into jet engines (copyright ... The Office)

(that was a lower case J JG )

Edit..... I knew I should have quoted, this is Tiggy Time.

//edit/tiggy tiggy burning bright.

Why fly like an eagle? ... eagle's get sucked into jet engines (copyright ... The Office)

(that was a lower case J JG )

Edit..... I knew I should have quoted, this is Tiggy Time.

//edit/tiggy tiggy burning bright.

...hates to step in old dog <deleted>...

Why fly like an eagle? ... eagle's get sucked into jet engines (copyright ... The Office)

(that was a lower case J JG )

Edit..... I knew I should have quoted, this is Tiggy Time.

//edit/tiggy tiggy burning bright.

...hates to step in old dog <deleted>...

I would rather step in dog poo than human poo (if given a choice)... and dry poo is preferable to wet poo.