Worst Joke Ever 2024

[ravip]

[VBF]

3 hours ago, ravip said:

I fink it wos er wot teached me to speak proper......innit!

[BenStark]

23 hours ago, billd766 said:

I hope that they aged well as they were a great Motown group.

 

Three degrees were never part of Motown, they were sound of Philadelphia

[billd766]

27 minutes ago, BenStark said:

 

Three degrees were never part of Motown, they were sound of Philadelphia

Isn't that part of Tamla Motown?

[BenStark]

4 minutes ago, billd766 said:

Isn't that part of Tamla Motown?

 

These are all Tamla Motown artists

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Motown_artists

[billd766]

1 hour ago, BenStark said:

 

These are all Tamla Motown artists

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Motown_artists

I have probably only heard of about 20% of them, mostly from the 1960s and 70s, but I am old and my interest in music mostly died when Freddie Mercury died in 1991.

 

I was in Indonesia working with Motorola at the time.

 

At least with the 1950s to the 1990s I could understand the words and even stuff from the 1920s, 30s and 40s i enjoyed and still do.

 

Stuff from this century does little to nothing for me other than make me want to stuff cotton wool in my ears.

[roo860]

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Would you cook it or offer it counselling?

[scottiejohn]

3 minutes ago, roo860 said:

Would you cook it or offer it counselling?

I think I would offer you the counselling for asking the question! 

[Mike Lister]

10 hours ago, BenStark said:

 

These are all Tamla Motown artists

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Motown_artists

Tamla was a record label in Detroit, as was Motown records. Tamla Motown was the generic name that referenced the music that originated in my home city Detroit in the 1960's and ever since..

[owl sees all]

12 hours ago, VBF said:

I fink it wos er wot teached me to speak proper......innit!

Ugg talking about himself and his mate Pug.

 

Meez han meez mucka Pug, havv got ha bit hovv ha reptation forz beenz center ovv kalamitez, zat appenz fromz time tooz time. Mozt hov hit lubbhizz hov courze. Sum hov der huvver veelhigerz hiz jealouz hov uzz, han telz liez hon uzz. Plenty hov gozzip hin der village. Hizpechhallee wid zat Flop, hall though Im not tellz proper liez. Im not talk much hat hall. Im hiz ha crazy chicken. Juztz goze hovv honn hiz hone han mezzez bout wid treez, han uggz zem hup. Datz big silly big lubbhizz dat hiz. Tooz beez hon-hezz wid yerz, darez hiz honelee fore hov uzz hin der village zat hiz normal.

 

Translation.

 

Me and my mate Pug, have got a reputation for being at the centre of calamities, that happen from time to time. Most of it rubbish of course. Some of the other villagers are jealous of us, and tell lies about us. Plenty of gossip in the village. Especially with Flop. Although he don't tell proper lies. He doesn't talk much at all. He sure is a crazy chicken. Just goes on his own and messes about with trees, and hugs them. That's silly rubbish if you ask me. To be honest with you, there is only four of us in the village that are normal.

 

Edited December 15, 2023 by owl sees all
Corrected spelling error.

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[VocalNeal]

2 hours ago, roo860 said:

Would you cook it or offer it counselling?

 

Kryten's spare head 3. 

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[KannikaP]

1 hour ago, Crossy said:

 

Very subtle. 555