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2 hours ago, ravip said:

After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his marine buddies, the onlookers, and even the Policeman, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting, darling. You could be famous if you came on a date with me.

"So why are you committing suicide?"

 

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

At which point he pushed her/him over the bridge!

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4 hours ago, ravip said:

A group of Royal Marines were out a yomp when they saw a girl about to jump off the Tamar Bridge. So they stopped to see if they could help rescue her.


George, their leader, a big burly man of 33, stops with his buddies, walks through a group of gawkers, past the Policeman who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby...whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"

 

She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"


While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked ..."Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe...why don't you give ole George here your best last kiss?"

 

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.


After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his marine buddies, the onlookers, and even the Policeman, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting, darling. You could be famous if you came on a date with me.

"So why are you committing suicide?"

 

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

Not bad but there are better suicide jokes!

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19 minutes ago, Crossy said:

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Will that make either the dog or the kid the "butt" of the joke?

I assume the dog will get the point of it even if the finger doesn't point back at the kid!

 

PS; I do hope that as a normal practice she does not pick and then eat her nose contents!

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