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1 hour ago, ballpoint said:

A bloke walks into a literary agent: "This is a book i wrote. Total 500 pages."
"500 pages?!...  What's it about?"
"On the first page I wrote One King rode on a Horse and went towards the Jungle.
And on the last page i wrote The King reached the Jungle."
"So what did you write in the remaining 498 pages?"
"I wrote;
Tigdik tigdik tigdik
tigdik.... tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.

TL;DR

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1 hour ago, ravip said:

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Unless your 2048 ninth grandparents were gay or anywhere in between, then you wouldn't need to think about much ... does make one think how things will be in 400 years.  Minimum wage should be quite a bit more :cheesy:

Posted
6 hours ago, ballpoint said:

A bloke walks into a literary agent: "This is a book i wrote. Total 500 pages."
"500 pages?!...  What's it about?"
"On the first page I wrote One King rode on a Horse and went towards the Jungle.
And on the last page i wrote The King reached the Jungle."
"So what did you write in the remaining 498 pages?"
"I wrote;
Tigdik tigdik tigdik
tigdik.... tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.
Tigdik tigdik tigdik
tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.
Tigdik tigdik tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.
Tigdik tigdik tigdik
tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.
Tigdik ti tigdik tigdik...
Tigdiki tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
tigdik...
Agent :- (stunned) "AND what's that????!!!!!"
"That's the sound of the Horse running...The hooves digging the terrain."
"AND Who will read your story?"
"Stick it in the AN worst joke thread.  The people there will read anything... In fact, one of them is reading it as we speak! 

Where is the rest of all pages? Now I cant follow complete story.

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37 minutes ago, xtrnuno41 said:

Where is the rest of all pages? Now I cant follow complete story.

I suggest you have a canter around the library, they might be able to trot out some words to saddle you with while you have sip from your stirrup cup!

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