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Popular Post Crossy Posted February 24 Popular Post Share Posted February 24 A man went to the doctor’s office to get a double dose of Viagra. 👨⚕️ The doctor told him that he couldn’t allow him a double dose. “Why not?” asked the man. “Because it’s not safe,” replied the doctor. “But I need it really bad,” said the man. “Well, why do you need it so badly?” asked the doctor. The man said, “My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday; my ex-wife will be here on Saturday; and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can’t you see? I must have a double dose.” The doctor finally relented saying, “Okay, I’ll give it to you, but you have to come in on Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there are any side effects.” On Monday, the man dragged himself in; his arm in a sling. The doctor asked, “What happened to you?” The man said, “No one showed up.” 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post ballpoint Posted February 25 Popular Post Share Posted February 25 A bloke walks into a literary agent: "This is a book i wrote. Total 500 pages." "500 pages?!... What's it about?" "On the first page I wrote One King rode on a Horse and went towards the Jungle. And on the last page i wrote The King reached the Jungle." "So what did you write in the remaining 498 pages?" "I wrote; Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik ti tigdik tigdik... Tigdiki tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... tigdik... Agent :- (stunned) "AND what's that????!!!!!" "That's the sound of the Horse running...The hooves digging the terrain." "AND Who will read your story?" "Stick it in the AN worst joke thread. The people there will read anything... In fact, one of them is reading it as we speak! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted February 25 Popular Post Share Posted February 25 Bill was out with his drinking as normal, but the others noticed that he had been quiet and thoughtful, worried even, all evening. Being close friends they naturally ignored this for an hour or two, but then one spoke up and asked what was wrong. "Well", Bill explained, "It was our wedding anniversary today and the wife wasn't happy about me coming out with you lot instead of doing something with her at home." Sympathetic grimaces from around the table. "We argued and eventually she gave me an ultimatum; either I could stay home with her or I could go to the pub and I would come back to find that I was single." "It's been preying on my mind all evening. What if she was bluffing?" 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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nglodnig Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 (edited) 1 hour ago, ballpoint said: A bloke walks into a literary agent: "This is a book i wrote. Total 500 pages." "500 pages?!... What's it about?" "On the first page I wrote One King rode on a Horse and went towards the Jungle. And on the last page i wrote The King reached the Jungle." "So what did you write in the remaining 498 pages?" "I wrote; Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. TL;DR Edited February 25 by nglodnig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roo860 Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 The Welsh bobsleigh team in training earlier 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KhunLA Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 1 hour ago, ravip said: Unless your 2048 ninth grandparents were gay or anywhere in between, then you wouldn't need to think about much ... does make one think how things will be in 400 years. Minimum wage should be quite a bit more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VocalNeal Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 My tree goes back 20 generations. hahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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carlyai Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 1 hour ago, VocalNeal said: My tree goes back 20 generations. hahaha. Never heard of VocalNeals, but Leopolds goes forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ravip Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 Can someone explain what a Dog Parent is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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xtrnuno41 Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 6 hours ago, ballpoint said: A bloke walks into a literary agent: "This is a book i wrote. Total 500 pages." "500 pages?!... What's it about?" "On the first page I wrote One King rode on a Horse and went towards the Jungle. And on the last page i wrote The King reached the Jungle." "So what did you write in the remaining 498 pages?" "I wrote; Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik ti tigdik tigdik... Tigdiki tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... tigdik... Agent :- (stunned) "AND what's that????!!!!!" "That's the sound of the Horse running...The hooves digging the terrain." "AND Who will read your story?" "Stick it in the AN worst joke thread. The people there will read anything... In fact, one of them is reading it as we speak! Where is the rest of all pages? Now I cant follow complete story. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 37 minutes ago, xtrnuno41 said: Where is the rest of all pages? Now I cant follow complete story. I suggest you have a canter around the library, they might be able to trot out some words to saddle you with while you have sip from your stirrup cup! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 4 hours ago, roo860 said: I found it, but I got crabs along the way. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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