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28 minutes ago, Crossy said:

Why do software engineers confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because oct 31 = dec 25.

 

I forgot my coat last time, fetching it :whistling:

Because of an octal to decimal issue I guess.

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12 minutes ago, Crossy said:

Sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium. Batman!!

 

Plus Na Na Na Na  Na Na Na Na 

it’s from a heavy metal band…..

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12 minutes ago, Crossy said:

 

Think as a mathematician not an engineer.

 

Square root of -1 is i not j

 

i over 8 :whistling:

Imaginary eighth to make a square in square dance when short. Makes for a fun “swing your partner” 😏

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7 hours ago, Crossy said:

An after dinner joke:- 

 

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 A.I is still struggling with this humor, but almost there....

 

Ah, that's a classic math joke! Let me break it down for you:
  1. The square root of -1 is an imaginary number, denoted as "i". It's called imaginary because it doesn't exist in the traditional number line.
  2. In mathematics, "i" is also commonly used as a variable to represent an imaginary number.
  3. So, when you divide "i" by 8, you get "i/8", which sounds similar to "eye ate" when spoken aloud.
Therefore, the punchline of the joke is that the result of dividing the square root of -1 by 8 is "i/8" or "eye ate", which is a pun that sounds like "I ate". It's a play on words that's meant to be silly and fun, but also shows off a bit of math knowledge!
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32 minutes ago, Hamus Yaigh said:

 A.I is still struggling with this humor, but almost there....

 

Ah, that's a classic math joke! Let me break it down for you:
  1. The square root of -1 is an imaginary number, denoted as "i". It's called imaginary because it doesn't exist in the traditional number line.
  2. In mathematics, "i" is also commonly used as a variable to represent an imaginary number.
  3. So, when you divide "i" by 8, you get "i/8", which sounds similar to "eye ate" when spoken aloud.
Therefore, the punchline of the joke is that the result of dividing the square root of -1 by 8 is "i/8" or "eye ate", which is a pun that sounds like "I ate". It's a play on words that's meant to be silly and fun, but also shows off a bit of math knowledge!

Or, even better, i overate!  Now feeling full.

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9 hours ago, Crossy said:

There are 10 types of people.
Those that understand binary, & those that don't.

 

Make that 11 types.
Those that understand binary, those that don't, and those who didn't grasp this joke even if they understand binary.

Would they be non-binary?  

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