Worst Joke Ever 2024

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New MAGA fashion accessory.  Biggest joke is that it's true.

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Olden day selfie:

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[roo860]

[Korat Kiwi]

Tapeworms visiting a stomach park

 

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“I lift, you grab. … Was that concept just a little too complex, Carl?”

[Will B Good]

1 hour ago, ballpoint said:

New MAGA fashion accessory.  Biggest joke is that it's true.

Dear God.

[Will B Good]

1 hour ago, ballpoint said:

 

Now that made me laugh 

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Look how young they were.

[billd766]

13 hours ago, Crossy said:

 

For those of a certain age ...

 

 

Thank you for making me feel old. This is the UK version and I used to listen to it in the cafe when I was 14 and a zit filled teenager.

[Crossy]

2 minutes ago, billd766 said:

Thank you for making me feel old. This is the UK version and I used to listen to it in the cafe when I was 14 and a zit filled teenager.

 

Yeah, the original US version was a Nash Rambler and a Cadillac.

 

I'm just a tad younger 🙂 

[Yellowtail]

20 hours ago, ravip said:

A TATA Nano breaks down on a roadside.

 

A BMW 750Li stops to help the driver.

"I will tow you to the next service station, but if I drive too fast please flash your lights"

 

They start up slowly but only a km or so down the line a Porsche speeds past 150km/h.

 

The BMW driver totally forgets about the nano & runs it after the Porsche.

 

Just as all 3 of them tear through a speed trap, the cop radios the HQ

 

"Calling all stations :: You won't believe this, I just saw a BMW & a Porsche racing past at about 190 km/h with a TATA Nano behind them flashing its lights to overtake. 

The version I remember had a Cadillac doing 90mph, a Lincoln right behind him, and a white-faced black kid on a bicycle honking for the right-of-way...