chickenslegs Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 1 hour ago, Hamus Yaigh said: A Farmer went out in the snow one morning, to tend to his cows and found them all frozen. A woman was passing by,she breathed on them and each one defrosted. The farmer said to her, “Are you an Angel sent from heaven?” “No”, said the woman, “I’m Thora Hird!” I'm old enough to get that joke. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ballpoint Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 1 hour ago, chickenslegs said: I'm old enough to get that joke. Thora Hird always did drive me up the wall. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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fangless Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 2 hours ago, ballpoint said: Thora Hird always did drive me up the wall. Trust you to lift it to a higher level. ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ravip Posted January 29, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted January 29, 2021 A man hears a knock at the door late at night... A man hears a knock at the door late at night. He goes downstairs and answers it. There’s a man stood there, and he said “Hi mate, is there any chance you can give me a push?” The homeowner said angrily, “Do you know what time it is? It’s nearly 3:00, I’ve got to be up for work in 2 hours, now <deleted> off!” and slams the door. He went back up to bed. His wife asked who was at the door, he said “Some idiot wanting a push! I told him to do one.” His wife said “why?! Remember that time we broke down and that couple stopped and helped us? We’d have been stranded if it wasn’t for them. Now go down and help the poor man!” So he got up and went to the front door. It was dark and he couldn’t see anything. He shouted “Hey mate, are you still there?” “Yes I am.” The guy replied. “Where are you?” He asked..... “I’m over here on the swing.” 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jvs Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 Not a joke but almost funny. Open carry is allowed,even with a full magazine but carry an open can of beer and go to jail! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post ballpoint Posted January 30, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted January 30, 2021 An old guy is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A young lady walks up to him and asks him what's wrong, and he replies, "I'm a retired millionaire, I have numerous exotic vehicles, several boats and even a yacht. I also have a mansion with young beautiful 24 year old wife. My life is what most others only dream of having". "Then why are you crying, your life sounds amazing?" The young lady asks. "I can't remember where I live". 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Denis Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 7 minutes ago, ballpoint said: Gives a new meaning to the expression of 'plowing on the beach'... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post sanuk711 Posted January 30, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted January 30, 2021 Meanwhile, just after the Trojan war, Odysseus addresses the ship’s crew “We now set off on the odyssey”----Sailor “What’s an odyssey ?”.....Odysseus “it’s a long meandering journey, full of travails and perils, named after the only survivor” ....Sailors ....What The...<deleted>!! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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