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GarryP Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 7 hours ago, doctormann said: Probably a sh*g - and yes, that is a real bird! A male hen perhaps? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post fangless Posted August 4, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted August 4, 2021 8 hours ago, fangless said: Youv'e got me! What the <deleted> was the deleted bird? A quick thankyou to all who reponded with the correct answer. It was actually part of a police test which you all passed ; You are all now on the potential sex offenders list due to your proven filthy minds! ???? 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post Mike Teavee Posted August 4, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted August 4, 2021 (edited) 4 minutes ago, fangless said: A quick thankyou to all who reponded with the correct answer. It was actually part of a police test which you all passed ; You are all now on the potential sex offenders list due to your proven filthy minds! ???? In my defence officer, I'm an ex-pipe smoker... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shag_(tobacco) Who's just replaced the rugs in the living room... https://vancouver.floorcoveringsinternational.com/articles/the-history-of-<deleted>-carpeting/#:~:text=<deleted> rugs are a type,faces up from the backing. Edited August 4, 2021 by Mike Teavee 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post fangless Posted August 4, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted August 4, 2021 (edited) 18 minutes ago, Mike Teavee said: In my defence officer, I'm an ex-pipe smoker... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shag_(tobacco) Who's just replaced the rugs in the living room... https://vancouver.floorcoveringsinternational.com/articles/the-history-of-<deleted>-carpeting/#:~:text=<deleted> rugs are a type,faces up from the backing. 18 minutes ago, Mike Teavee said: You can stuff that excuse in your pipe and smoke it. Your still nicked! And you are going to get carpetted for adding an edit after I have read/commented on it. Oops; Note to self I ave just added an edit after the original post has been seen! Edited August 4, 2021 by fangless Carpetting etc added! 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post Mike Teavee Posted August 4, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted August 4, 2021 24 minutes ago, fangless said: Who's just replaced the rugs in the living room... https://vancouver.floorcoveringsinternational.com/articles/the-history-of-<deleted>-carpeting/#:~:text=<deleted> rugs are a type,faces up from the backing. You can stuff that excuse in your pipe and smoke it. Your still nicked! And you are going to get carpetted for adding an edit after I have read/commented on it. Oops; Note to self I ave just added an edit after the original post has been seen! Lol, and I just added an extra ???? 555 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post ravip Posted August 4, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted August 4, 2021 The Italian Math Challenge An Italian workman wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test. Here's your first question,' the foreman said. 'Without using numbers, represent the number 9.' 'Withouta numbers?' the Italian says, 'Datsa easy.' and he proceeds to draw three trees. 'What's this?' the boss asks. 'Ave you gotta no brain? Tree and tree and tree makes a nine,' says the Italian. 'Fair enough,' says the boss. 'Here's your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99.' The Italian stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree . 'Ere you go.' The boss scratches his head and says, 'How on earth do you get that to represent 99?' ' Eacha of da trees is a dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and dirty tree. Datsa a 99.' The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire this Italian, so he says, 'All right, last question. Same rules again, but represent the number 100.' The Italian stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, 'Ere you go. One hundred.' The boss looks at the attempt. 'You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!' The Italian leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree and says, 'A little doga come along and <deleted>a by eacha tree. So now you gota dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, data makea one hundred. So, whenna I start? 4 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bobandyson Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 17 hours ago, ravip said: My wife is one of a kind. She never says no to a <deleted>, has great tits and even swallows. But her bird collecting has gone far enough now. Haven't heard the term since childhood but 'goose' was often used. ???? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 5 hours ago, bobandyson said: Haven't heard the term since childhood but 'goose' was often used. ???? My wife would just cook mine if I tried something like that! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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