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Popular Post ravip Posted August 4, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted August 4, 2021 My wife is one of a kind. She never says no to a <deleted>, has great tits and even swallows. But her bird collecting has gone far enough now. 3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ravip Posted August 4, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted August 4, 2021 Today I accidentally made my coffee with red bull instead of water. I got halfway to work before I realised I forgot my car. 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ravip Posted August 4, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted August 4, 2021 I ate a kids meal at McDonald's today... His mom got REALLY angry with me. 4 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomazbodner Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 10 hours ago, fangless said: Why do we keep getting reposts of another posters offerings? In this case they are less than 10 hours apart! I am fangful that you warned me of that... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post fangless Posted August 4, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted August 4, 2021 1 hour ago, tomazbodner said: I am fangful that you warned me of that... Do it again and I will suck you to death! ???? 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 2 hours ago, ravip said: My wife is one of a kind. She never says no to a <deleted>, has great tits and even swallows. But her bird collecting has gone far enough now. Youv'e got me! What the <deleted> was the deleted bird? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post fangless Posted August 4, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted August 4, 2021 (edited) “I like to go into The Body Shop and shout out really loud, ‘I’ve already got one, can I trade it in?'” Edited August 4, 2021 by fangless 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post fangless Posted August 4, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted August 4, 2021 “There was one time where I failed to perform sexually. My girlfriend said to me, ‘oh, don’t worry, it happens to a lot of guys.’ OK, there are two things wrong with that. First of all who are these other guys? And second of all if it’s happening to more than one of us, don’t you think it could be your fault?” 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post fangless Posted August 4, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted August 4, 2021 (edited) During the first few weeks of Weight Watchers, you’re just finding your feet? Edited August 4, 2021 by fangless 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post fangless Posted August 4, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted August 4, 2021 “My girlfriend bought a cookbook the other day called Cheap and Easy Vegetarian Cooking. Which is perfect for her, because not only is she vegetarian…” 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post fangless Posted August 4, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted August 4, 2021 “My Dad’s dying wish was to have his family around him. I can’t help thinking he would have been better off with more oxygen.” 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post fangless Posted August 4, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted August 4, 2021 According to all these “Live Aid” type programmes if you took all the money that we in the West spend on food in one week, you could feed the Third World for a year. I’m not sure about you, but I think we’re being grossly overcharged on groceries if that is true. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post fangless Posted August 4, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted August 4, 2021 My Mum told me the best time to ask my Dad for anything was during sex. I didn’t think it the best advice I’d ever been given but I thought I should give it a go so I burst in through the bedroom door saying, ‘Can I have a new bike?’ He was very surprised as was his secretary who was surprisingly nice about it. Mum was right though as I got the bike for keeping quiet. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post doctormann Posted August 4, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted August 4, 2021 17 minutes ago, fangless said: Youv'e got me! What the <deleted> was the deleted bird? Probably a sh*g - and yes, that is a real bird! 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted August 4, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted August 4, 2021 19 minutes ago, fangless said: Youv'e got me! What the <deleted> was the deleted bird? 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post ballpoint Posted August 4, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted August 4, 2021 Yesterday one of my good friends told me I often make people feel uncomfortable by violating their personal space. It was an incredibly hurtful thing to say and it completely ruined our bath. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted August 4, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted August 4, 2021 North Korea now has a missile that can hit New York, which is a bit scary. If it can make it there, it can make it anywhere. 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post ballpoint Posted August 4, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted August 4, 2021 Following the tragic death of the Human Cannonball, a spokesman for the circus said "We'll struggle to get another man of the same calibre." 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post jvs Posted August 4, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted August 4, 2021 2 hours ago, ravip said: My wife is one of a kind. She never says no to a <deleted>, has great tits and even swallows. But her bird collecting has gone far enough now. She never says no to a cock, 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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