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Worst Joke Ever 2025

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June 5, 2009 in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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The way my wife cooks, that is just a time saving design.????

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Last night we went to a party. We had a few drinks, followed by a few more drinks, followed by a few shots and we were pretty well "lit". That's when we decided to do what we have never done before: We took a cab home. Sure enough, there was a DUI checkpoint on the way home, and since it was a cab, they waived it past. We arrived home safely without incident. This was both a great relief and a surprise because I had never driven a cab before. I don't even know where I got it from and, now that it is parked out front, I don't know what to do with it!!

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So what? Many people are into aural sex. . . . . . .or so I've heard.

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