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Worst Joke Ever 2025

By warfie
June 5, 2009 in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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I can't see it!Aha!Just like the little bumps on a booby?

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Had 5 of what, may I ask?

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Say the name...

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My grandma had special powers,when i was small she asked me

what i wanted,a long penis or a long memory.

I can't remember what i answered but my younger brother told me

grandma advised him to marry a girl with small hands.

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Say the name...

Good one, it first had me puzzled because I only looked at the pic but afterwards read the text above it and it was :cheesy:

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Good one, it first had me puzzled because I only looked at the pic but afterwards read the text above it and it was

Can you explain it?

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Can you explain it?

Explaining a joke is no fun, you should find it out yourself the same as I did, but the clue is in the post already, “say the name”

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