Worst Joke Ever 2025

[VBF]

  On 12/10/2023 at 3:29 PM, scottiejohn said:

Was that a positive or negative reply as it seems to be an unequal and divisively fractional statement!

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Merely the sum total of my calculations 🙄

[scottiejohn]

  On 12/11/2023 at 9:23 AM, VBF said:

Merely the sum total of my calculations 🙄

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I hope they added up to a positive experience and did not subtract from your normal sunny but calculating lifestyle!

[VBF]

  On 12/11/2023 at 9:32 AM, scottiejohn said:

I hope they added up to a positive experience and did not subtract from your normal sunny but calculating lifestyle!

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That's an interesting angle.  A sine of your thought processes perhaps.......or am I going off at a tangent?

[scottiejohn]

  On 12/11/2023 at 8:56 AM, ravip said:

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If it was true the picture would be full of BS!

 

[scottiejohn]

  On 12/11/2023 at 9:54 AM, VBF said:

That's an interesting angle.  A sine of your thought processes perhaps.......or am I going off at a tangent?

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I think I will just sign wave this away now as I do not Excel at this and see no point, decimal or otherwise in, trying to spread or score points off this table!

To sum up I believe I have had some Excellent responses from the usual above average responders.

[xtrnuno41]

  On 12/11/2023 at 1:46 AM, WorriedNoodle said:

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I know, I know ! after a little time

Come on, Eileen
Oh, I swear (Well, he means)
At this moment
You mean everything
You in that dress
My thoughts, I confess
Verge on dirty
Oh, come on, Eileen

 

[ravip]

Season's advice...

 

Aways buy a bigger bottle than you think you will need. Better to be safe than sober.

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Many, many stars, most, if not all, now sadly gone

 

 

And, if you're a glutton for punishment, the later re-make

 

 

To complete the set, the 1964 original.

 

 

[scottiejohn]

  On 12/12/2023 at 12:05 AM, Crossy said:

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And Christmas eve as a day off!

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  On 12/12/2023 at 12:27 AM, Crossy said:

Many, many stars, most, if not all, now sadly gone

 

 

And, if you're a glutton for punishment, the later re-make

 

 

To complete the set, the 1964 original.

 

 

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Worst 43 minutes of my life.

 

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[Zyxel]

What is the difference between Iron man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

[Zyxel]

Heard about Salman Rushdie's sequels to "Satanic Verses"? 1) Buddha, you Fat F...... Bastard, 2) Jesus was a Lousy Carpenter.

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[billd766]

  On 12/12/2023 at 12:27 AM, Crossy said:

Many, many stars, most, if not all, now sadly gone

 

 

And, if you're a glutton for punishment, the later re-make

 

 

To complete the set, the 1964 original.

 

 

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Absolutely brilliant. It still makes me laugh after all these years and not a word spoken.