6 hours ago, ballpoint said:

I think I might feel a real pr|ck after that thought!

 

PS; On second thoughts it might just be a load of balls!

 

PPS; Please don't ask me to come again on this subject, it is so embarrassing in public!

 

 

Groan alert!

 

The Local sheriff was looking for a new deputy. When a blonde walks in to try for the job, he asks her "Okay, what is 1 and 1?"
"Eleven", she replies.

The sheriff thinks to himself, "That's not what I wanted, but I guess she’s right!"

"What two days of the week begin with the letter T?" he asks.

"Today and Tomorrow", the blonde answers.

The sheriff is again surprised that the blonde has supplied a correct answer that had not even occurred to him.

"Now listen carefully, who killed Abe Lincoln?" he asks her.

The blonde looks a little surprised. She thinks really hard for a minute and finally admits, "I don’t know."

"Well, why don’t you go home and work on that one for a while?"

So, the blonde wanders over to the beauty parlor, where her pals are waiting to hear the results of the interview.

The blonde was exultant. "The interview went great!" she says. "First day on the job and I’m already working on a murder case!”

The teaching of the donkey

 

One day a farmer’s donkey fell into a well. The animal cried loudly for hours, while the farmer tried to find something to do to get him out.

 

Finally, the farmer decided that the donkey was old and the well was already dry and needed to be covered anyway; that it really wasn't worth pulling the donkey out of the well...

 

He invited all his neighbors to come to help him. They each grabbed a shovel and began to throw the dirt into the well.

The donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly loud. Then, to everyone's surprise, he quieted down after a few shovelfuls of dirt.

 

The farmer finally looked down into the well and was amazed at what he saw... with each shovelful of dirt, the donkey was doing something incredible: It was shaking off the dirt and stepping on top of the dirt.

 

Very soon everyone saw surprised at how the donkey reached the mouth of the well, went over the edge, and trotted out...

 

Life is going to throw dirt at you, all kinds of dirt... the trick to getting out of the hole is to shake it off and use it to step up. Each of our problems is a step up. We can get out of the deepest holes if we don't give up...

 

Use the land they throw you to get ahead!

Just home from the world blindfold deleted championships no idea were  I came

10 hours ago, dcsw53 said:

That "post" might make some people "cross"!

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