I have no particular person in mind whilst posting this ...

I have a brother like this ...

This thread is much more uplifting than all the guys in the "motoring section" moaning ad naseum about driving and poor drivers in Thailand 

12 hours ago, fasteddie said:

With the engine still running no doubt?

The Place is beginning to look a little run down these days.

 

 

 

Breaking news:

Mick runs into Paddy in the street and asks what he's been up to.

"I went to see that faith healer last night" says Paddy.

"Oh.  How was he?"

"Absolute rubbish.  Even the fella who came in the wheelchair got up and walked out".

 

 

Gotta go for bacon !!

Blasts from the past..

A local massage girl went to see the Dr.

 

The Dr started touching her breasts and said to the young lady, do you know what I'm doing; yes.... the young lady replied, your feeling my mammary glands for any lumps in my breasts.

 

The Dr then started having intercourse with the young lady and after a few grunts said the young lady; do you know what I'm doing now; of course I do said the young lady said, your catching what I came here to get rid off !!!

I just spotted an albino Dalmatian.
It was the least I could do.
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My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he’s only got his shelf to blame
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Q. If a butcher wears a size XXL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh?

A. Meat.
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Two silk worms had a race.
It ended in a tie
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Two men walk into a bar and one is riding a mechanical bull. He lasted over 10 minutes.

'wow that was amazing!'

'thanks I practice a lot' replied the other guy. 'my wife's an epileptic'
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Q. What gives you the power to walk through a wall?

A. A door.
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I was at an ATM when an old lady came up and asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over
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My 5 year old great nephew said that he wanted a puppy for Christmas!!!
I told him that he would have to have Turkey, like everyone else!!!!!!
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What is the difference between a regular marriage and a gay one?

The parents are crying for a different reason!
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Q. Did you hear about the hyena that swallowed an Oxo cube?

A. He made a laughing stock of himself.
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Doggy Style Sex

He sits up and begs, while she rolls over and plays dead.
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