3 minutes ago, roo860 said:

That's a good assumption Neal, unfortunately I can't post most of my repatoire, I'd be struck off.

Same here.

 

edit: maybe we could start a thread here for those

 

https://aseannow.com/forum/47-the-lounge/

 

 

 

 

 

7 hours ago, scottiejohn said:

That joke slid by me!

I am inclined to think it might work better if it were posted on a level playing field!

I thought it was swell.

Life at sea has its ups and downs.

4 hours ago, MJCM said:

Same here.

 

edit: maybe we could start a thread here for those

 

https://aseannow.com/forum/47-the-lounge/

 

 

 

 

Or some sort of barrier to keep out all those thousands of youngsters who keenly follow aseannow.

E.G.-

[*sarcasm*]

 

22 hours ago, MJCM said:

As this was culled, this is a re-upload (but now censored)

 

You're a good man/woman/them, but I thought the first one had more feeling.

Slept through my Alarm

 

Little Billy and Lucy are only 12 years old, But they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married. Billy goes to Lucy's father to

ask him for her hand. Billy bravely walks up to him and says,

“Mr. Smith, me and Lucy are in love.

I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."

Thinking that this was just the cutest thing. Mr. Smith replies,

“Well Billy, you're only 12. Where will you two live?"

Without even taking a moment to think about it, Billy replies,

“In Lucy's room. It's bigger than mine. We can both fit there nicely."

Still thinking this is just adorable. Mr. Smith says with a huge grin,

“Okay, then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Lucy."

Again, Billy instantly replies, "Our pocket money, Lucy gets five dollars a week and I get 8 dollars' that's about 52 dollars a month. So that should do us just fine."

Mr. Smith is impressed Billy has put so much thought into this.

"Well Billy, It seems like you have everything worked out. I just have one more question. What will you do if the two of you should have Little children of your own?"

Billy just shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well, we've been lucky so far."

Mr. Smith no longer thinks Billy is so adorable

Time to wake up...

 

A teacher at a polytechnic college reminded her pupils of the next day's final exam.

'Now listen to me, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow.

I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!'

A smart-arsed kid at the back of the room raised his hand and asked,

'What would happen if I came in tomorrow suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?'

The entire class was reduced to laughter and sniggering.

When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head and sweetly said,

'Well, I suppose you'd have to write with your other hand'.

1 hour ago, carlyai said:

You're a good man/woman/them, but I thought the first one had more feeling.

5555555, yeah that one word did it