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An Amish family decides to go to New York for the first Time in their lives; Mother, Father and their son. They go into the Empire State Building. As they're walking around they notice the

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Take with a pinch of salt. It will blow your mind (and the rest of you) if your not careful!

Alright, no need to fly off the handle.

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54 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

Alright, no need to fly off the handle.

I think you meant It might be ok if you keep it pinned down and don't allow it to fly off the handle and blow up in your face!

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Making a 90 day report first time in a few years.
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Making a 90 day report first time in a few years.

giddyup · 20 hours ago20 hr

I've been doing online 90 day reports for a few years, but because I'm about to get a new passport I believe the next 90 day has to be done in person. The last time I did a report at Jomtien it was only necessary to present your passport, now I believe there are a couple of forms to fill out. I have been at the same address for 16 years, do I still have to fill out a TM30?
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Bbus or minivan from Bang Saray or Pattaya to Sakaeo///
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Bbus or minivan from Bang Saray or Pattaya to Sakaeo///

liddelljohn · Monday at 11:24 AM1 day

friend of mine is going to visit a friend who lives at Sakaeo and needs a bus or minivan from pattaya or Bang saray ,, any ideas please ??? I cant help as im overseas again
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USA immigration and customs enforcement ,protecting the homeland…News
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riclag · July 9, 2025Jul 9

ICE - Immigration Customs Enforcement . Their mission :Fighting decades of Sanctuary cities flaunting federal immigration law , arresting hundreds of thousands of criminal illegals let in by the Biden administration and the never ending criminal enterprise associated with the above. “Mission: Protect America through criminal investigations and enforcing immigration laws to preserve national security and public safety”. https://www.ice.gov/mission#:~:text=U.S. Immi
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HE started it and now wants NATO to help
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HE started it and now wants NATO to help

Mavideol · Monday at 10:11 AM1 day

this is the joke of the year, the guy started the war with Israel help, didn't consult with anybody, didn't share any information thus no advise was given to him, he didn't prepare for any counter measure that could happen, like the closure of the strait of Hormuz, since he started it on it's own Nato members have nothing to do with it, guess what is his latest decision???? I know it's laughable, he said if the Nato allies don't help him overtaking the strait, they will face a very bad future BT
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Trump Snaps At Reporter As War Questions Intensify A heated exchange between Donald Trump and a reporter aboard Air Force One has gone viral, underscoring growing pressure on the president over the expanding war with Iran. During a press gaggle, a female journalist asked Trump to explain the deployment of 5,000 U.S. Marines and sailors to the region — a question that appeared to trigger an immediate and sharp reaction. “You’re a very obnoxious person,” Trump shot back, before cutting her off
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So Why did Trump Start this War?
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Wingate · March 10Mar 10

So why did Trump decide to start a war with Iran? Does he even know? Does anyone in his Administration know? Why he is now trying to declare victory and call it off is readily apparent: oil and the stock market. Trump saw oil approaching $120/bbl and Dow futures down 1200 pts pre-market on Monday and decided to make up a definition for “victory”, claim he had achieved it, and do it WHILE the markets were open (I’ll also guess his buddies and sons went long equity futures and short oil before T
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KhunHeineken replied to jimn's topic in Thai Visas, Residency, and Work Permits

Money can be transferred into a Thai bank using companies such as Wise in a matter of seconds. What happens if you have a "Oops" in the seeding period and use money from your "Oops Fund?"
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USA immigration and customs enforcement ,protecting the homeland…News
USA immigration and customs enforcement ,protecting the homeland…News

riclag replied to riclag's topic in Political Soapbox

Many foreign national choose the wrong way of acquiring the American dream,going about unlawful activities will get you in trouble with immigration officials. U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement @ICEgov There's nothing innocent about this criminal alien mother. She was arrested for possession/distribution of child sex abuse materials after hundreds of obscene photos + videos of multiple children were discovered in her possession... including at least one of her own children. https://x.com/ICEgov/status/2033996362107277512?s=20
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captpkapoor replied to snoop1130's topic in Thailand News - Discussion

Oh gosh! hard to keep up with this daily flow of such acts by "high quality' Western tourists. All that some of racist posters can write about is Asians (supposedly) being tight with their money, although that is also a fallacy, based on my impartial observations
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HE started it and now wants NATO to help
HE started it and now wants NATO to help

Mavideol replied to Mavideol's topic in Political Soapbox

glad none of the countries, he asked to join in, are willing to step into, they all said no and now even one of US military commander, that served in Europe, has something to say and the orange will not like it Lieutenant General Hodges, the former commander of the US Army in Europe, told Radio 4′s Today programme: “This is embarrassing for me as an American to hear any American president showing such disdain for any ally, and we are going to regret in the long run as ... nations lose confidence in us, lose trust in us and start finding other ways to look after their strategic interests.” Former US Army General Hits Out At Donald Trump's 'Repulsive' Comments About America's Allies https://au.yahoo.com/news/former-us-army-general-hits-083344048.html
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Which country's passport is most beautiful? And, why?
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Which country's passport is most beautiful? And, why?

GammaGlobulin · 3 hours ago3 hr

Dear Folks, I have, for many years, been so envious of the beauty of the British Passport. It is far more lovely than my own. For example: If you could buy one, which one would you buy? Alternatively, out of all countries on Planet Earth, which country has... \The most beautiful passport.... Aesthetically speaking, of course. How much would you pay for one of these, by the way? Best regards, Gamma
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Will Trump back down?
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Will Trump back down?

GammaGlobulin · 13 hours ago13 hr

Dear Folks, I have absolutely no idea how to create a “poll”, on TV. However, be that as it may be, what is your opinion? Will Trump back down? Deep in his big heart, Trump knows that the right move, given the reality of his situation, is to finally step down from his high-horse, and just….BACK DOWN. Do you think he is capable for doing so? Yes? No? IMHO, the answer is a definite YES. Trump is easily capable of pragmatically backing down, and getting out of Iran, while the getting is goo
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GammaGlobulin

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HEGSETH: Would you say he is a “dandy” ?
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HEGSETH: Would you say he is a “dandy” ?

GammaGlobulin · 16 hours ago16 hr

Dear Folks, Ever since the Iran War came into full view, and since the time Hagseth, too, began flexing his muscles, in his too-tight-little suit-jackets, I have been wracking my brain trying to recall the image he most evokes, just based on my many decades of living. Then, wouldn’t you know it? Just about 5-minutes ago, it finally hit me. I know, I know, I shouted. Hagseth is the SPITTING IMAGE of the Dandy song, "Follower of Fashion", first sung by the glorious and very incisive KINKS. Thi
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