Three surgeons were having drinks together at a pub and the discussion wandered into what kind of people they liked to operate on.

One says that he likes to operate on mechanical engineers. When he opens one up, all the parts are neatly laid out and wherever parts need to fit together, there is a nice interlock mechanism.

The second says that he likes to operate on electronics engineers. When he cuts one open, not only are the parts all laid out neatly, just like with mechanical engineers, but they are all color coded on top of that.

The third surgeon says that he likes to operate on lawyers. When he opens one up, there are only two parts, the mouth and the anus, and they are interchangeable.

In England it’s called a lift.

In the United States it’s called a elevator.

I guess we’re raised a little differently.

It’s so unfair and sexist that manslaughter is illegal.

Women can laugh whenever they want.

On 10/24/2023 at 7:59 AM, oxo1947 said:

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''well to scary''?

 

 

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