February 16, 20242 yr Popular Post Gary: "Your new secretary is very sex.... Larry: "Thanks! She's actually a robot named Doreen.... If you squeeze her right breast, she takes dictation & if you squeeze her left breast, she types letters. Will work as long as you like, no complaining, no sick days, no medical, no dental.... !!! I'll lend her to you for a day & you can see how functional and efficient she is." Next day, Gary calls Larry from the hospital & shouts: "Larry..... You bastard! You didn't tell me that the hole between Doreen's legs is a Pencil Sharpener..."
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