Boris Johnson, Piers Morgan, and the Reverent Spooner joined together to visit Oxford and write a book about the repair and maintenance of the city’s traditional water craft.

Entitled: Care of Punts.

21 hours ago, Korat Kiwi said:

That's like sitting on Boeing 787 and watching CNN reporting on plane's manufacturing faults...

2 white people making huge fuss about the third white person using N word...

 

An anti-Semitic millionaire went to eat in a very expensive and fancy restaurant. A Jewish man with a yarmulke sat down next to him. When the millionaire saw the Jew, he immediately said to the waiter, “Tell me what’s the most expensive meal is in this place and serve a round to everyone in the restaurant but the Jew.”The waiter did this, and people got up to thank the anti-Semite, and the Jewish man also got up and said to him, “Thank you very much!” Then, the anti-Semite asks the waiter which dessert is the most expensive and asks that it be served to everyone but the Jewish man." With that done, everyone gets up and thanks him. The Jew also says, “Thank you very much!”The anti-Semite, already bursting with rage, asks the waiter to serve the most expensive wine to all but the Jew. Again, everyone thanks him, and the Jew also says, “Thank you very much!”The anti-Semite explodes and asks him, “How can you thank me if you are the only one who received nothing?” The Jewish man replies, “I am the owner of this restaurant!"

5 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

Well ,if the hat fits?

For those of you that have never tried blindfold target shooting, you don't know what you're missing.

Genie: "What's your first wish?"

Steve: "I wish I was rich."

Genie: "What's your second wish, Richard?

Many years ago the Queen was opening a swimming baths in Llanberis. It was a lovely summers day, so she wore a light dress, but had a fur hat on.

The sweat was bowling down her face, enough for a local journalist to remark on said hat.

"Well she said, it's Phil's fault.  Just as I was leaving he was upstairs having a shave, so i told him where i was going, and he shouted down, "Wear the fox hat".