"My senior relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying things like, “You’ll be next!”

They stopped once I started doing the same to them at funerals."

"I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home.

So I threw him out. I hate having visitors."

 

Then!

 

 

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his Whopper.

Why did Popeye punch the Pope?
He heard he went to Mount Olive.

What did the Indian say when the dog drowned in the river? 

 

Doggone 

 

1 hour ago, chickenslegs said:

Do you shop at IKEA?

37 minutes ago, still kicking said:

Do you shop at IKEA?

Yes. The assembly instructions for the one on the left were 26 pages long,

 

And I still had 3 screws left over.