When someone says let's listen to that Trump-Musk interview again........

Just now, oxo1947 said:

 

 

 

Brits trying to avoid the new Brexit checks for fingerprints.....555

What's hi in the middle, and round on both ends? 

Bob was an aspiring wrestler, and worked his way up through the ranks, until he finally got a match with the champion. In an interview before the match, he was asked about the champ’s trademark hold, the Alcatraz Hold, so-named because nobody ever got out of it. His reply was that he’d avoid having it applied to himself. Despite his confidence and abilities, soon after the fight began, he found himself caught in the dreaded Alcatraz Hold. The commentator was in the middle of saying that it looked like the champ had racked-up another win, when Bob literally exploded into action, broke the hold, and pinned his surprised opponent. Afterwards, during the interview, he was asked how he had managed to get out of the most inescapable hold in wrestling history. “Well”, he explained, “He managed to maneuver me into a position that let him get me into that hold, and I honestly thought it was over. I could see an arm here, a leg there, and right in front of my face was a pair of balls. I did the only thing I could; I stretched my neck, and bit those balls as hard as I could. You don’t know your own strength, until you’ve bitten your own balls!”

“Uh-oh. Carol’s inviting us over for cake, and I’m sure it’s just loaded with palm oil.”

 

 

Through some unfortunate celestial error, Ernie is sent to Hog Heaven.