1 hour ago, oxo1947 said:

 

That is actually the way I do work math out........

 

 

 

You forgot 6 X 9 = Racist 

 

 

And This Is Why You NEVER Make Eye Contact On Public Transport !

 

One day two young brothers in Rome, aged 12 and 14 came home with a 20 and 50 euro note. Their mother asked them where they got all that money.

 

"Well, we were standing outside the brothel when a guy left," said the 12-year-old. “We told him we knew where he had been", so he asked us not to reveal anything and gave us 20 euros."

 

"Then we followed the man," said the other boy, "and when he came to his house we told him that now we also knew where he lived. Then he gave us another 50 euros and begged us to keep quiet."

 

"That's a truly awful behavior," the mother replied. "You really should be ashamed of yourselves and feel sorry for the man. Off you go to confession."

 

The boys did what they were told and went to church to confess to the priest.

 

After a while they came back with 100 euros because now they knew where the man worked!

 

One day, the wife comes home with a spectacular diamond ring. "Where did you get that ring?" her husband asks.
"Well, she replies, "My boss and I played the lottery and we won, so I bought it with my share of the winnings."

A week later, his wife comes home with a long shiny fur coat. Where did you get that coat?" her husband asks.
She replies "My boss and I played the lottery and we won again, so I bought It with my share of the winnings."

Another week later, his wife comes home, driving a flaming red Ferrari.......You guessed it:
Her share of the lottery winnings....

That night, the wife asks her husband to run her a nice warm bath while She gets undressed.
When she enters the bathroom, she finds that there is barely enough water in the bath to cover the bath plug.

"What the <deleted> is this?" she asks her husband.
"Well," he replies, "We don't want to get your frickin’ lottery ticket wet, do we??