My wife asked me to make her a bird table.

She was very disappointed that she didn’t make the top ten.

Isn't it strange how hot sexy women always drive cute small cars?

Which reminds me - the tax is due on the wife's Transit van.

52 minutes ago, Zyxel said:

More like Superman on the left and a shorter fat Blunderman on the right.

This could become a topic!

 

I don't know whether to post this on the news thread, but I just arrived at Suvarnabhumi, and there's a man passed out on the baggage claim carousel.

Oh no, wait, he's slowly coming around.

A priest is driving home when he comes across a dead pig lying on the road. So he calls the police to inform them.
A cocky sergeant answers the Call. "Did you read him his last rites?" smirks the sergeant.
"No." Replies the priest. ""I thought I would inform his next of kin first!"