On 12/4/2018 at 6:03 AM, Crossy said:

Arghh ^^^. The spirit lives on!!!

Sounds like my relationship with sangsom  ????

15 hours ago, fangless said:

What do you get when you cross a mountain lion with a parrot?

surely you know the one about the guy who crossed a lion with a parrot and got a bird that sings "Polly wants a zebra"?

1 hour ago, ballpoint said:

 

 

Assault!

 

 

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Had to read that one twice before it clicked...............getting slow

 

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The married women’s guide to men’s underwear.

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She’s even happier when he uses butter.

 

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A man in Melbourne walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked to buy half a head of cabbage. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of cabbage. The man was insistent that the boy ask the manager about the matter...

Walking into the back room, the boy said to the manager, "Some old ba51ard outside wants to buy half a head of cabbage."

 

As he finished his sentence, he turned around to find that the man had followed and was standing right behind him, so the boy quickly added, "...and this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half."

The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way.

 

Later, the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier, we like people who can think on their feet here, where are you from son?"

 

"Nono Land, sir." the boy replied.

"Why did you leave Nono Land?" the manager asked.

The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but prostitutes and rugby players there."

"Is that right?" replied the manager. "My wife is from Nono Land!"

"Really?" replied the boy. "Who did she play for?"

Mama always said “Work until your bank account looks like a phone number.”
Well I did it! Bank balance: 9.11!