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Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch, It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into."

It's a shame nothing is made in this country anymore.

I just bought a new TV and in big red letters on the side of the box it says "Built in Antenna".

 

7 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

"Built in Antenna".

Apparently they have great receptions there!.

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Acme and I will tell you?