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Worst Joke Ever 2026

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4 hours ago, ballpoint said:

I noticed the other day my credit card was missing.

I finally tracked it down -the kids next door stole it to pay for their mums boob job…

Just wait till I get my hands on them!

Do you think it will result in an uplifting experience for both of you?

What goes in dry, comes out wet and gives two people a lot of pleasure?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A tea-bag.

 

 

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1 hour ago, fangless said:

Do you think it will result in an uplifting experience for both of you?

Maybe. Then again, it could just turn out to be a storm in a T-cup

2 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

Maybe. Then again, it could just turn out to be a storm in a T-cup

I thought you might have take the chance to bra-g about it but it now seems you are just feeling a right tit.

May be an image of text that says 'John Moynes @JohnMoynes Rage Against the Machine never specified what type of machine they were furious with but I reckon it was probably a printer.'

 

I'm quite confident there are far more annoying machines out there than the printers...

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Patient: 'Doctor my <deleted> is coming out in cubes'.

 

Doctor: 'Take your trousers off and lie on your front on the examination table'

 

Doctor: 'Aha!. You can put your trousers back on and make an appointment to see me tomorrow'.

 

The next day.

 

Patient: ' Doctor, I don't know what you did, but the problem is now gone'.

 

Doctor: 'It was easy. I just cut three inches off the back of your string vest'.

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