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Worst Joke Ever 2026

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17 minutes ago, billd766 said:

Even I am not that old and it was in Latin which fortunately was not a subject at my school.

Ok I take it back since it seems it was your dad who took it down.

 

 

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2 hours ago, fangless said:

Ok I take it back since it seems it was your dad who took it down.

 

 

It was his birthday in July and he would have been 132 years old. He was born in 1889 and I think he left school when he was 11 or 12 years old.

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”

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Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times and she won’t believe you.

 

Tell a woman she’s fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.

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A man was on a ledge of a tall building contemplating suicide because he got laid off at work and his girlfriend cheated on him.

 

He was about to jump when he saw below him a little disabled guy with no arms, dancing around.

 

He thought maybe my life isn't so bad so he climbed down from the ledge and went to speak to the little dancing man.

 

Thank you he said, I was going to jump off that ledge and kill myself until I saw you happily dancing around, even though you have no arms.

 

The armless man said bitterly - My bum itches and I can't scratch it.

 

 

14 minutes ago, Crossy said:

 

Yes, I admit, I decoded it :whistling:

But are you one?

31 minutes ago, Crossy said:

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3 minutes ago, fangless said:

But are you one?

Maybe.

But unless you've decoded it too you wouldn't know what "one" is!

 

"I don't want to know why you can't. I want to know how you can!"

10 minutes ago, fangless said:

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"I'm bored" task for the day, write an App to encode plain text to "Old Phone Speak".

"I don't want to know why you can't. I want to know how you can!"

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Your plane is nearly ready Prime Hypocrite.

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10 minutes ago, sanuk711 said:

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Ehm! How did you read it?

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