We once got lost on holiday in the USA before mobile phones and such and

I actually turned to my wife for help with the map...

she was also completely fxxxxg useless though as

there's only one map that the fat bitch knows how to read.

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……a pair of bigger tits for herself and………well why not………..more big tits for the first team.

That’s a large chunk of our land forces and the helicopter as well !