Not really so different........................

 

2 minutes ago, sanuk711 said:

That solution certainly brought home the bacon!

News just in, PM comes off second best in leadership challenge debate.

 

Guess the backing band?................

....anyway, in the end we did lift the carpet.........and those haunting sounds returned.

.Meanwhile in Bulgaria....................(You have to see the film to get this)

Police Release up to date pic of killer Colin Pitchfork

Just a few sick jokes............write your complaints in triplicate then refer to below

 

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"I can't believe Dave's gone and I'm going to have to raise three children on my own

," the young mother sobbed after the police officer informed her that Dave's truck

had ploughed directly into a bus. "Don't worry," the policeman reassured her,

"you won't have to do that." "What? He survived?"

 

"No, but your children were on the bus."

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Most of the rock legends of the 60s and 70s died young because of their utterly reckless behaviour.

Jim Morrison used to snort huge amounts of cocaine.

Keith Moon washed down his anti-alcoholism pills with champagne.

 

And Marc Bolan let his missus drive.

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Terrible night. Dreamt something bit me on the neck. Got up to check, but the mirror wasn't working.

 

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Don't know what the world is coming to. A bit of friendly banter between mates never hurt anyone.

We had a West Indian lad working with us back in the nineties and we always called him things like

Chocco or Golly and made jokes about him raping and stealing,

but he always took it in the spirit of fun that it was intended.

 

And if the daft <deleted> hadn't topped himself in 2001 I'm absolutely sure he'd back me up on that.

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I told my wife I fancied separate holidays this year and it caused the biggest row in our married lives.

Anyway, it's resolved, I'm going to Magaluf with the lads

and she's spending it in a battered wives hostel.

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Jehovah's Witness don't celebrate Halloween. I guess they don't appreciate random people knocking on their door.

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The funeral of my beautiful Thai bride is next Wednesday and you’re all invited.

To help fight the terrible disease that befell her,

there’ll be a collection for Prostate Cancer Research.

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And now you know the truth.