This Is Funnier....

[thecottonmill]

Firstly check out this crazy kid....

and now a little joke for all us long suffering England fans...

It is just before the England v Brazil match. Ronaldinho goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his teammates looking a bit glum.

"What's up?" he asks.

"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's important but it's only England. They're sh*te and we can't be bothered."

Ronaldinho looks at them and says, "Well, I reckon I can beat them by myself-you lads go down the pub."

So Ronaldinho goes out to play England by himself and the rest of the Brazilian team go off for a few jars.

After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads "Brazil 1 - England 0 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes)". He is beating England all by himself!

Anyway, a few pints later and the game is forgotten until someone remembers, "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on." They put the teletext on.

"Result from the Stadium 'Brazil 1 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes) - England 1 (Lampard 89 minutes)."

They can't believe it; he has single-handedly got a draw against England!!

They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate Ronaldinho. They find him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sitting with his head in his hands.

He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down, I've let you down."

"Don't be daft, you got a draw against England, all by yourself. And they only scored at the very, very end!"

"No, no, I have, I've let you down...I got sent off after 12 minutes.

And one more for good measure:

GIRL'S DIARY

Saturday 1st July 2006.

Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely. I went

shopping in the afternoon with the girls and I did turn up a bit late so

thought it might be that.

The bar was really crowded and loud so I suggested we go somewhere

quieter to talk.

He was still very subdued and distracted so I suggested we go

somewhere nice to eat.

All through dinner he just didn't seem himself; he hardly laughed,

and didn't seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I was saying.

I just knew that something was wrong. He dropped me back home and I wondered

if he was going to come in; he hesitated, but followed.

I asked him again if there was something the matter but he just half

shook his head and turned the television on.

After about 10 minutes of silence, I said I was going upstairs to

bed. I put my arms around him and told him that I loved him deeply. He just gave

a sigh, and a sad sort of smile.

He didn't follow me up, but later he did, and I was surprised when we

made love.

He still seemed distant and a bit cold, and I started to think that

he was going to leave me, and that he had found someone else.

I cried myself to sleep.

BLOKES DIARY

Saturday 1st July 2006.

England lost to Portugal.

Gutted.

Got a shag though.

[Amethyst]

hahah i like the video clip

[Emilio]

Hey dudes,

Dont see anything strange about the kid, after all he is German.....hahahaha!!! Man, he is one crazy sick kid. Imagine him as a real coach....!

Cheers,

[Jockstar]

Started watching. But just too painful to sit through it all.