You are scarily polite!! Have you applied to be a Mod or something?

There are a few female Mods: SBK, Boo and one whose name escapes me just now. Being females they are much too mature to contribute much in Bedlam.

I am also sure they are white-hot babes!

Actually I've just seen a thread closed by a pip or p1p or summat.

Never heard of him/her.

Just when you think they're tiring they bring the fugging reserve

team out on the pitch.

Kan't Win (no apologies).

He is known on the Chiang Mai forum...

Known as in or known as in or known as in ?

Give a full and frank reply , you must be due for a yellow card.

Actually I've just seen a thread closed by a pip or p1p or summat.

Never heard of him/her.

Just when you think they're tiring they bring the fugging reserve

team out on the pitch.

Kan't Win (no apologies).

He is known on the Chiang Mai forum...

Known as in or known as in or known as in ?

Give a full and frank reply , you must be due for a yellow card.

Please refer to Forum rule 5.

I am a good boy!

Actually I've just seen a thread closed by a pip or p1p or summat.

Never heard of him/her.

Just when you think they're tiring they bring the fugging reserve

team out on the pitch.

Kan't Win (no apologies).

He is known on the Chiang Mai forum...

Known as in or known as in or known as in ?

Give a full and frank reply , you must be due for a yellow card.

Please refer to Forum rule 5.

I am a good boy!

Pussy !

(As in juvenile feline).

If you have a picture of Grover, that will work as well!

rubbish.

Wow!! Can I nominate that for come-back of the week!

We truly are in the presence of grateness (sic)!

thanks.

took you a while but you have finally come to your senses.

If you have a picture of Grover, that will work as well!

rubbish.

Wow!! Can I nominate that for come-back of the week!

We truly are in the presence of grateness (sic)!

thanks.

took you a while but you have finally come to your senses.

Yup, you truly grate me more than any other poster!

Jeez Terry - why don't you and the mods get a room!

Good one, Dan

oh MR GENS,

my heart is filled with happiness that i am providing you with some humourous moments.

i must tell you, that underneath my gruff australian persona, i was always a refined english gentleman crying out to be released onto my many friends on the mighty thai visa.

i feel that i could quite possibly relocate to the mother land ( that being england ) and be knighted by the lovely " queen elisabeth " for services rended to the " thai visa forum."

what say you my respected friend?

would you support me on my quest for knighthood and maybe some other people on this forum could respectfully add there opinons.?

thank you very much MR GENS.

terence

If you have a picture of Grover, that will work as well!

rubbish.

Wow!! Can I nominate that for come-back of the week!

We truly are in the presence of grateness (sic)!

thanks.

took you a while but you have finally come to your senses.

Yup, you truly grate me more than any other poster!

missed that you smart-ass

Jeez Terry - why don't you and the mods get a room!

Good one, Dan

oh MR GENS,

my heart is filled with happiness that i am providing you with some humourous moments.

i must tell you, that underneath my gruff australian persona, i was always a refined english gentleman crying out to be released onto my many friends on the mighty thai visa.

i feel that i could quite possibly relocate to the mother land ( that being england ) and be knighted by the lovely " queen elisabeth " for services rended to the " thai visa forum."

what say you my respected friend?

would you support me on my quest for knighthood and maybe some other people on this forum could respectfully add there opinons.?

thank you very much MR GENS.

terence

A knight with the Queen? Is this what you're asking the Great Mr.Green-Gens?

My answer is two Queens don't make a knight!

You are scarily polite!! Have you applied to be a Mod or something?

There are a few female Mods: SBK, Boo and one whose name escapes me just now. Being females they are much too mature to contribute much in Bedlam.

I am also sure they are white-hot babes!

excuse me mr kid,

i cannot condone the use of the word " white hot babes " as it could be taken in a negative manner.

not by my learned self of course, as i have known you for a considerable amount of time.

my educated self would prefer to be politically correct and say,

" lovely caucasian steaming peaces of buttered crumpet. "

respect to you my good friend.

terence.

fcukin hel_l!!

CRUMPET!!

Benny Hill was on the phone asking for his lingo back!!

this transformation from terry57 to terence is amazing. is he under hypnosis ?

has he been castrated ? divine intervention ? drugs ? undergone serious psychological and sexual trauma ? enlightenment / awakening ?

fcukin hel_l!!

CRUMPET!!

Benny Hill was on the phone asking for his lingo back!!

Errr... kid ... the guy died nearly 5 years ago.

Back on the meds NOW OK ?

this transformation from terry57 to terence is amazing. is he under hypnosis ?

has he been castrated ? divine intervention ? drugs ? undergone serious psychological and sexual trauma ? enlightenment / awakening ?

Or been hit by your avatar, Grover

There are a few female Mods: SBK, Boo and one whose name escapes me just now.

I think Donna is the other one

this transformation from terry57 to terence is amazing. is he under hypnosis ?

has he been castrated ? divine intervention ? drugs ? undergone serious psychological and sexual trauma ? enlightenment / awakening ?

Or been hit by your avatar, Grover

nah. my avatar only has the effect of permanantly shriveling victims penises - not transforming personalities.

this transformation from terry57 to terence is amazing. is he under hypnosis ?

has he been castrated ? divine intervention ? drugs ? undergone serious psychological and sexual trauma ? enlightenment / awakening ?

Or been hit by your avatar, Grover

nah. my avatar only has the effect of permanantly shriveling penises - not transforming personalities.

Unlucky in love then Grover ?

Winning much at cards ?

this transformation from terry57 to terence is amazing. is he under hypnosis ?

has he been castrated ? divine intervention ? drugs ? undergone serious psychological and sexual trauma ? enlightenment / awakening ?

Or been hit by your avatar, Grover

nah. my avatar only has the effect of permanantly shriveling penises - not transforming personalities.

Unlucky in love then Grover ?

Winning much at cards ?

If your door swings like mr.T's, then he won't mind.

this transformation from terry57 to terence is amazing. is he under hypnosis ?

has he been castrated ? divine intervention ? drugs ? undergone serious psychological and sexual trauma ? enlightenment / awakening ?

grover my very good friend,

out of all your suggestions i can provide you with the correct answer.

that being " devine intervention " by a power greater than i could possibly ever hope to emulate.

your humble servent.

terence.

ok lads. looks like terry57 finally broke his virginity.

this transformation from terry57 to terence is amazing. is he under hypnosis ?

has he been castrated ? divine intervention ? drugs ? undergone serious psychological and sexual trauma ? enlightenment / awakening ?

Or been hit by your avatar, Grover

nah. my avatar only has the effect of permanantly shriveling penises - not transforming personalities.

Unlucky in love then Grover ?

Winning much at cards ?

If your door swings like mr.T's, then he won't mind.

oh MR gens,

you do provide me with a giggle.

but i must inform you that its " my gate " and it will still only swing one way.

thank you kindly for your comment,

terence

ok lads. looks like terry57 finally broke his virginity.

oh grover,

you bring such happiness into my life with your brilliant sense of humour.

thank you very much.

terence

ok lads. looks like terry57 finally broke his virginity.

oh grover,

you bring such happiness into my life with your brilliant sense of humour.

thank you very much.

terence

fukc off terence.

ok lads. looks like terry57 finally broke his virginity.

oh grover,

you bring such happiness into my life with your brilliant sense of humour.

thank you very much.

terence

fukc off terence.

My , a hissy-fit !

Come back Terence , vex him some more !

His mascara is running already.

Watch out for when he throws the stilletos at you.

ok lads. looks like terry57 finally broke his virginity.

oh grover,

you bring such happiness into my life with your brilliant sense of humour.

thank you very much.

terence

fukc off terence.

My , a hissy-fit !

Come back Terence , vex him some more !

His mascara is running already.

Watch out for when he throws the stilletos at you.

shhh! I'm trying to wind up the holy one.

ok lads. looks like terry57 finally broke his virginity.

oh grover,

you bring such happiness into my life with your brilliant sense of humour.

thank you very much.

terence

fukc off terence.

My , a hissy-fit !

Come back Terence , vex him some more !

His mascara is running already.

Watch out for when he throws the stilletos at you.

oh bartholumew,

my very good friend, MR grover, is only having a jolly good laugh at my expense.

lets rejoice and all join together and laugh out loud.

i will lead,

HA HA HA and HO HO HO and how enlightening it is to belly laugh.

thank you bartholumew.

terence

Ooh Sh't, is this a gay thread??????? 4 me, if true:sick: :D some are:wacko: 's

But really? Is it???????

Totster in the house! AND everybody split, ha ha ho ho.