Okay, I’m gonna stick my neck out a little and say............. I think the 30 minute twilight zones have finally been sorted [emoji15]

Amazing what power the POTY final has !!

7 hours ago, billd766 said:

Stop the Forum.

 

I want to get off.???? ????

Stop it?  If it was moving any slower it would be going backwards.

I've got a few spare pieces left over from the bra but no-one seems to have noticed. 

I've got a few spare pieces left over from the bra but no-one seems to have noticed. 

Just hope you haven’t left out the push up and squeeze together mechanisms ! , because if you have !! Well .... just hide all the knives !!

11 minutes ago, sipi said:

I've got a few spare pieces left over from the bra but no-one seems to have noticed. 

Put them under the sink.

Clocked in at 07:36, hope I don't lose half an hour .......

Overnight activity has seen our intrepid man on 4 wheels pull away. Billd766 now needs a telescope to make out the rear of Colin's buggy ...... only a fall at the last fence can stop him now! (That did happen in 2010, when "Ravingpoledancer" landed awkwardly on the last hurdle and had to be put down on the spot)

 

The cameramen are all jostling for that much favoured spot in the last few yards before the tape and a baboon was spotted running off with a Nikkon ......

 

It is his to lose now .......

Am fortunate to have with me the esteemed groundsman, Arthur Turfcarer, who has been nurturing the course since its construction.

 

"What do you think about the going Arthur?"

 

It's a wee bit soft underfoot, with the far side being a little firmer. Was out inspecting at 5:30 am, looking for potholes and dead rabbits and there are a few buffalo furrows to watch out for. Nothing that can't be jumped, but any wheeled runners should exercise caution. Overall, I'm happy with the condition of the track."

 

The big question is, who will be the headlines in tomorrow's papers, after all the leo beer bottles and laokao bottles have been cleared away? My money is firmly on Colinneil, who came so close last year!

4 minutes ago, geronimo said:

My money is firmly on Colinneil, who came so close last year!

 

Like Santa, Colin only comes once a year ????

1 minute ago, cornishcarlos said:

 

Like Santa, Colin only comes once a year ????

Well Santa is doing better than me, as its 5 years for me.

3 minutes ago, cornishcarlos said:

 

Like Santa, Colin only comes once a year ????

He won't have time for any of that. It's a gruelling schedule for the POTY holder.

1 minute ago, colinneil said:

Well Santa is doing better than me, as its 5 years for me.

It's overrated Colin .... stick with posting, which is less messy.

Seems like the page loading glitch has been sorted, probably a baboon pulled out one the stops in server room 5 ...

It seems like the time for drafting one's acceptance speech is upon us ....

It seems like the time for drafting one's acceptance speech is upon us ....

Don’t be too hasty !!

I hacked into Bill’s browser history and....well.....it speaks for itself !! [emoji33]

If the budget stretches that far, there's talk of providing Colin with a motorcade when he's on official POTY business. 

I have a failsafe method for working out the last time I had sex. 

Age of youngest kid plus 9 months. 

I recall in 2012, there was a 4 horse photo finish, which caused a fight to ensue. Takenoprisoners113 and billyinburiram had to be separated, when the decision was given to peteinphuket by a hair's whisker.

2 minutes ago, sipi said:

I have a failsafe method for working out the last time I had sex. 

Age of youngest kid plus 9 months. 

I can't recall the last time either .......

1 minute ago, geronimo said:

4 minutes ago, sipi said:

I have a failsafe method for working out the last time I had sex. 

Age of youngest kid plus 9 months. 

I can't recall the last time either ....... 

I didn't know you were keeping track of sipi's sex life?

I didn't know you were keeping track of sipi's sex life?

Who isn’t ??

Get on board Bluesofa !!

Looking ahead to next year, it is clear we need to have rules that are well thought out. Not taking anything away from Colin, of course, a worthy winner, yet POTY 2019 should be drastically different.

1 minute ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

Who isn’t ??

Get on board Bluesofa !!

He doesn't seem to have much bra experience .....

Sod the pink tights and tiara, let's have a iPad Pro as first prize!!

6 minutes ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

Who isn’t ??

Get on board Bluesofa !!

Start counting; really really slowly. 

Colin plans to hand out Ganga T shirts to all government officials ......

6 minutes ago, geronimo said:

He doesn't seem to have much bra experience .....

The kitchen was more important. 

There was a time when a wink in Mrs G's direction signalled a dash for the bedroom. Now she tells me there's something in my eye ....

11 minutes ago, sipi said:

The kitchen was more important. 

 Sink ok now, what about your bra?

 

C'mon Sipi, 'fess up. ????

 

????????

51 minutes ago, geronimo said:

I can't recall the last time either .......

Well i can, it was on the 3rd of october 2013, 4th of october put an end to ( as Crossy puts it)

Horizontal jogging.????????