The Wacky Farang having a meltdown at Immigration would be a good idea for an episode !
He is accompanied by his village idiot/yaaba selling/moto cy taxi/brother in law who speaks pigeon English to match perfectly with WF’s pigeon Thai.

Lots of missunderstanding , innuendo and general confusion abounds as the pair make the situation worse with loud voices, tears and general mayhem !!
Plenty of opportunities for boings/whoops/bells and whistles on this one I think.

At one point WF gets so exasperated he eats his passport !

The episode could finish with WF’s gf and ladyboy mia noi both entering heavily pregnant and accusing the WF of desertion !!

As the titles roll a dozen midget cops enter and run around aimlessly, running into themselves and falling down, maybe some custard pies and buckets of confetti thrown in for good measure ?, ala Keystone Kops !

This all came to me in a dream !!

Really must cut back on the cheese !

14 hours ago, NCC1701A said:

Episode One starts with Bill the American Farang who is 60 and is being visited by his 58 year old brother and his wife who is 55. They are both stunned to meet Boom, Bill's smokin' hot 28 year old girlfriend he met in a bar. There is a funny conversation as they realize Boom does not speak a word of English.               

Will episode one be censored as a triangle is emerging for the 28 year hottie????

3 hours ago, sammieuk1 said:

Will episode one be censored as a triangle is emerging for the 28 year hottie????

BOING!