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im too white for a bum gun. Im too tall and Whiteley constructed to squat like a monkey. Way too top heavy. A bun gun alongside a flushing toilet is just weird....

I wouldnt spray anywater from a thai outlet to my ass. My ass is too clean! Diseases much.....?

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Really cannot understand why the entire world does not have bum guns or the bidets in France and other places. I think it is the toilet paper manufacturing mafia that keeps this bum gun secret in Thailand. USA builders wake up and install bum guns. ????

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2 minutes ago, unamazedloso said:

im too white for a bum gun. Im too tall and Whiteley constructed to squat like a monkey. Way too top heavy. A bun gun alongside a flushing toilet is just weird....

I wouldnt spray anywater from a thai outlet to my ass. My ass is too clean! Diseases much.....?

But not too tall for a tall story. I'm 1m85 and use a bum gun no problem - on a western style toilet.

 

If you're worried about the water, you'd better shower with distilled water too, in case of absorbing any 'foreign bodies' into a cut or abrasion, let alone an orifice.

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23 hours ago, PatOngo said:

Just stick with toilet paper! ????

I have  yet to  see any toilet tissue available in any squat toilet facility! 

Yes, yes, I could carry some around  with me.

But I prefer to clench until a  better facility is  available, bum gun or  no.

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16 hours ago, owl sees all said:

In Ozz sheep-sheering land, they have a box of 'clean' sand from the desert in the dunnies. After the deed is done, you just grab a handful and rub it in. Then it's back to work with the shears.

Wish I did not have this image in my mind. Could have lived a lifetime without this knowledge. ????????????????????????

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On 2/8/2019 at 11:01 AM, Berkshire said:

55555....maybe the OP didn't realize that he had to aim at the "source."  But seriously, I also use toilet paper after the spray.  Back in the day (read before bum gun), I'd sometimes have to use practically half the roll and still not be as clean as with the gun.  I recall Eddie Murphy covering this in one of his early comedic routines. 

Me too!

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Perhaps a tad over sensitive about sh;t, after all everyone does.!

Think about it, which would be more hygienic, smearing sh;t around your poo hole with a piece of paper or washing it away with water.?

I would suggest both, wash it away and dry it with paper.

What if you do get any on your hand, the great thing about hands is you can wash them too.!

Be prepared, I know lots of farangs who carry a small packet of tissues/paper serviettes just in case, they're cheap as chips in Tesco Lotus.

That way you won't get caught if there's no paper in the toilet.

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I had to use toilet paper in a mall bathroom last week,  no bucket, no water, no bum gun, it felt like recycled sandpaper. I got ass burn. This is the first time in ten years.

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"I used a bum gun for the first time" 

Congratulations

 

Next up?  The Eating Plaa Laa Challenge

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I had to use toilet paper in a mall bathroom last week,  no bucket, no water, no bum gun, it felt like recycled sandpaper. I got ass burn. This is the first time in ten years.
I worked on a building site and had to use a cement bag!
Ouch.

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If you use the toilets at Terminal 21 in Korat you will undergo a new experience far superior to any post-defecative experience you have ever had. Everything is controlled from the temperature of the seat to the temperature and speed of the built-in air dryer. Your hands will not touch, or even venture in the vicinity of, your sphincter nor do they need to and toilet paper is nowhere to be seen because it is definitely surplus to requirements in the space age bodily waste management experience available in Nakhon Ratchasima. You won't find TAT promoting this but they really should. 

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20 hours ago, Lacessit said:

Plumbers in Oz don't like doing it because there is some BS regulation about bacteria going back into the mains supply. They must be clever little buggers to be able to swim a metre against water flow.

The beauty of having a family member as a plumber 

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23 hours ago, balo said:

Yes you should test the pressure first . 

 

I like the Korean toilets installed at Terminal 21.  You can adjust anything and even a dryer so no toilet paper needed. In South Korea this is the normal public toilet standard. 

 

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I wouldn't trust one of these in Thailand.  You know water and electricity can be a fatal combination....

 

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4 hours ago, denby45 said:

"I'm off to 7 eleven to buy some TP"???

TamPax won't help you????

 

 

Den

... or, buy a tube of 'Numit' 

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I think bum-guns are a great idea.  In fact, I'm going to recommend to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez to make this a plank in her Green New Deal.  Technology transfer from Thailand to America in order to cut down on paper-based pollution and CO2 emissions.  "A free-range chicken in every pot; a bum gun in every bathroom."   Decreasing CO2 by eliminating the need to manufacture and use toilet paper.  And idea whose time has come!!!  I like it. 

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On 2/8/2019 at 10:45 AM, grollies said:

Bum gun every time. Using toilet paper I now find extremely unhygenic.

Years ago I always throught it was stupid But now  I use it all the time If I did not I would not feel clean

 

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On ‎2‎/‎8‎/‎2019 at 1:23 PM, White Christmas13 said:

the toilet gets only blocked in third world countries not in the civilized world

In the "civilized" world, you walk around with shit on your arse.

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