Hey baby, what are you wearing?

[Nyezhov]

Im naked except for a pair of ivory/blue coloured Elephant pants (wholesale!), sunglasses and a rubber clown nose.

 

Yes I know its night but Im dancing with myself.

 

How about you?

[Justin Side]

Millwall? Says it all.

[Nyezhov]

40 minutes ago, Justin Side said:

Millwall? Says it all.

It sayeth what Angel Eyes? Perchance, it sayeth naught?

[Khaeng Mak]

I am wearing nothing except for a thread bare red towel that is stained with fresh cuttlefish ink and covered in the fur from a malting chihuahua.  I just captured a 4m king cobra with an old wooden mop handle and a coat hanger.  If you want to head down the rabbit hole with me you will find yourself in a world of hurt.

Edited March 11, 2019 by Khaeng Mak

[TooPoopedToPop]

You're not in Pattaya again, are you?

   And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand,

      They danced by the light of the moon,

                The moon,

                The moon,

     They danced by the light of the moon.

[Nyezhov]

5 minutes ago, Khaeng Mak said:

malting chihuahua.

Is it moulting, or did you soak it in beer?

[sammieuk1]

If the clown nose is yellow I will be round in 5 just got to load the magazine???? 

[Nyezhov]

5 minutes ago, TooPoopedToPop said:

You're not in Pattaya again, are you?

   And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand,

      They danced by the light of the moon,

                The moon,

                The moon,

     They danced by the light of the moon.

Me? I didnt do Pattaya this run. Yet.

[chickenslegs]

Reading glasses

[Nyezhov]

1 minute ago, chickenslegs said:

Reading glasses

And nothing else?

 

Nice.  Just walk around starkers. Good call. Its warm.

[chickenslegs]

1 minute ago, Nyezhov said:

And nothing else?

 

Correct.

 

[Nyezhov]

Good show! It sounds particularly unattractive, yet creative, use the reading glasses to accessorize. Im impressed.

[chickenslegs]

9 minutes ago, Nyezhov said:

Good show! It sounds particularly unattractive, yet creative, use the reading glasses to accessorize. Im impressed.

The reading glasses are purely functional. I wish I could say the same about everything else.

 

Nice topic BTW. I hope you get more honest replies.

[pgrahmm]

Columbia pants with a Thai style "polo" shirt.....We just touched down in SFO after 20+ hours travel.....A watch - because I only wear one when travelling....

 

Oh yeah - some new Teva shoes rhat are absolutely f**king killing my feet....

Edited March 12, 2019 by pgrahmm

[Nyezhov]

4 hours ago, pgrahmm said:

Columbia pants with a Thai style "polo" shirt.....We just touched down in SFO after 20+ hours travel.....A watch - because I only wear one when travelling....

 

Oh yeah - some new Teva shoes rhat are absolutely f**king killing my feet....

Dude! I'm wearing a Columbia shirt! We are like bros!

[OneMoreFarang]

 

[wgdanson]

Five minutes ago it was a used johnny. Now I am naked.

[Nyezhov]

Just now, wgdanson said:

Five minutes ago it was a used johnny. Now I am naked.

Yeah me too except for a pair of CLEAN jockeys and one of those shark hats they sell in MBK. You know what I mean, the ones where you pull the mouth part over your head so it looks like a shark is biting your cranium. Tres chic.

[wgdanson]

1 minute ago, Nyezhov said:

Yeah me too except for a pair of CLEAN jockeys and one of those shark hats they sell in MBK. You know what I mean, the ones where you pull the mouth part over your head so it looks like a shark is biting your cranium. Tres chic.

What's Lester Piggot and Frankie di Torri doing there with you.

[Nyezhov]

3 minutes ago, wgdanson said:

What's Lester Piggot and Frankie di Torri doing there with you.

Nice. Well done dude. well done!

[StreetCowboy]

4 hours ago, Nyezhov said:

Nice. Well done dude. well done!

You are joking, right? Try posting about clean riders in the cycling forum, and see how far you get before the numpties weigh in

[Nyezhov]

Morning. Naked, revealing expanses of pasty white, patchily haired, jiggling flesh, except for purple and black elephant pants and Hello Kitty slippers.

 

Enjoy your breakfast.

[sharktooth]

One slipper, a pipe and a Frankie Valli cd