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[ripstanley]

3 hours ago, Will27 said:

Crikey

 

Hard picking a winner today!

Great win by the Swans. I changed tips a few times. 

[Radar501]

Honest Injun I'm not tanking.   One tip out of eight so far......

 

Go Eagles!!!!!!!!!!!

[farmerjo]

I would love to pick the Roos today but the Eagles seem to enjoy beating us up when they get angry.

Any place other than Optus and we would be a sneaky chance.

Allen,Kennedy and Darling will kick 12 between them and that's more than my whole team can kick.

No pressure on today Will,the dogs will be safe.

 

[Will27]

21 minutes ago, farmerjo said:

I would love to pick the Roos today but the Eagles seem to enjoy beating us up when they get angry.

Any place other than Optus and we would be a sneaky chance.

Allen,Kennedy and Darling will kick 12 between them and that's more than my whole team can kick.

No pressure on today Will,the dogs will be safe.

 

It's going to be wet and wild today FJ.

We don't play well in the rain.

 

After the last two games, I'll take a 1 point win.

[farmerjo]

10 hours ago, Will27 said:

It's going to be wet and wild today FJ.

We don't play well in the rain.

 

After the last two games, I'll take a 1 point win.

Hope the dogs are ok Will.

I couldn't be happier despite missing out on the choccies for the tipping.

You will be right,sunshine is on its way and your team is a class dry weather side.

[Radar501]

I thought there was a glitch in the AFL tipping site, as the ladder showed Bigwazz with five winners, even though he tipped eight correctly   I delayed posting the ladder until this morning so that the error could be corrected, but the penny has only just dropped into my thick skull that Wazz must have failed to put his tips in, so he gets the maximum of five tips.    I should have done likewise.

 

Here 'tis folks.

 

[Will27]

Well gang

 

Sorry for the late update as I've just managed to crawl out from under the coffee table.

This weeks choocies go to FJ with an excellent 5.

 

Ozzydom has increased his lead and will take a bit of catching from here.

It's tight for 2nd.

 

Until next time.

 

 

 

 

[Will27]

10 hours ago, farmerjo said:

Hope the dogs are ok Will.

I couldn't be happier despite missing out on the choccies for the tipping.

You will be right,sunshine is on its way and your team is a class dry weather side.

The pooches are fine thanks FJ.

Better than me anyway.

 

Cannot remember a worse 3 game stretch for a long time.

The boys have lost all confidence.

 

That team on paper should be competing for top 4.

 

Simmo might have to drop a name or two.

 

Can see some good improvement with your boys FJ.

I bet Collingwood supporters were <deleted> off watching Stephenson running around last night.

[AlexRRR]

What a week......the end of the world is near.......looking at a 5th lockdown, disrupted over mould, we might be all dead 5.00 next friday afternoon and i did all that work for nothing....

 

On a brighter note after 3 years my Indian neighbour, the tall handsome guy with the attractive nurse wife with very wide hips finally has land scape both front and back yards, no longer will i have to look at dead weeds standing up 600mm while driving out of the garage men...He took his time.....silly boy he will now have to buy a motor mower as he dont own one yet...i spent my entire life trying to get to the point of having no lawn to mow men.....started out at the family home when at 12 years old i was entrusted with a non motorised push mower, it was hard....and we had a lot of lawn, and i mean a lot of lawn, not overplaying it here....i couldnt cut it in one go i can tell ya, soon after the old man got a second hand pope mower from a friend that would hardly ever start, i have since learned that mechanics works like your brain, if negative so will be the machine, yes i always tackled cutting the lawn in a negative frame of mind...dad eventually brought a new pope mower over my growls, it was only marginally better, next door was still running around cutting his lawn with one of the first victa's ever made, never stoped and started first pop....when i got married i bought without even thinking a victa, was god dam magic, never stoped and i was in a better frame of mind, you should have seen it by the time i got rid of it, after several renovations on the housing picking up debris cutting the lawn it looked like a panzer tank after the Russian winter... Anyway last 2 houses i got to my dream....NO LAWN....every place i owned i reduced it to eventually get to zero....i do not miss the lawn....and Bunnings have the fake turf now which was in this place when i bought it but preferred to have a fernery......so up it came....

 

Well it looks like an open and shut week of footy so i guess we can expect a few upsets but not tonight....

 

Cats away to the Dockers, its business time and they wont let it slip......cruising for a bruising....Old 55 hit it on the head...hate to discount Freo but a roughie if your trying to catch up to Oz....

 

Tigers vs Lions.....how low can you go....well i thought they would tumble but i never thought they would look like Notts county in the 4th div....something to be said about unity in the office and leaving your wife....ahhh romance makes you do stupid things...can we really blame the elicit affair on the tumble?

 

Stewie Dew's men are looking like finalists and will take on the Dogs up north....this will test the aspirations of the pups....anything but a hiding wont make the Dogs look like a premiership contender.....upset looming ....i been told by reliable sources there is a cash reward from the MCC members stand if the Suns knock off the Dogs....

 

Demons after there best win of the season play the Hawks....so who's turning up today? for both sides that is.....we would want to kick ass and hard cause its business time....No word of a contract extension for Goodwin and its like 6 weeks to go...nothing not even a whisper....this is very interesting indeed.....anyway Simon shows no emotion in front of the cameras and has a mantra that he repeats, so much so i noticed many other coaches talking the same old poooossss now....set to run for state parliament if not re contracted.....

 

Saints...wow....rockets on Ratten......Frawley must be out injured hey? told ya hes a top coach with a bunch of ragamuffins.....up against Port...two sides who play a similar type of game, the run and carry type, you wouldn't think Port would loose 3 in a row this time of year and like the Saints can they win 3 in a row? Port have to lift and im thinking they should get over the line....they will be praying for Frawley to be in the side men...

 

North no way jose over the Bombers...they will shake the tree right till the very end, Bombers not quite good enough but enough to shape the 8....

 

Who's truning up here...Pies against the scallywag Blues.....Blues think changing coaches will do the trick.....Pagan and Malthouse plenty of flags there didnt turn the rabble around so why would anyone but Teague be interested? Blues played cheque book football for years now its karma plus size, reap what you sow......die die die.......lost like i was once in BKK, you dont want to get lost in Saigon men.....they will never find you....

 

Oh dear, Crows play the Eagles...what to make of the clipped wings? whats going on there? surly even with a few injuries they can do better than they have? i had them at number 1 or 2 this year.....there missed the boat and a rebuild should be on from next year, so its one team on the up and the other on the way down.....Eagles dont fall so low says Will.....but im thinking your team will bottom out around 15 next year, its painful slow to get a good team that is threatening on the park in the modern era.....

[Will27]

5 minutes ago, AlexRRR said:

What a week......the end of the world is near.......looking at a 5th lockdown, disrupted over mould, we might be all dead 5.00 next friday afternoon and i did all that work for nothing....

 

On a brighter note after 3 years my Indian neighbour, the tall handsome guy with the attractive nurse wife with very wide hips finally has land scape both front and back yards, no longer will i have to look at dead weeds standing up 600mm while driving out of the garage men...He took his time.....silly boy he will now have to buy a motor mower as he dont own one yet...i spent my entire life trying to get to the point of having no lawn to mow men.....started out at the family home when at 12 years old i was entrusted with a non motorised push mower, it was hard....and we had a lot of lawn, and i mean a lot of lawn, not overplaying it here....i couldnt cut it in one go i can tell ya, soon after the old man got a second hand pope mower from a friend that would hardly ever start, i have since learned that mechanics works like your brain, if negative so will be the machine, yes i always tackled cutting the lawn in a negative frame of mind...dad eventually brought a new pope mower over my growls, it was only marginally better, next door was still running around cutting his lawn with one of the first victa's ever made, never stoped and started first pop....when i got married i bought without even thinking a victa, was god dam magic, never stoped and i was in a better frame of mind, you should have seen it by the time i got rid of it, after several renovations on the housing picking up debris cutting the lawn it looked like a panzer tank after the Russian winter... Anyway last 2 houses i got to my dream....NO LAWN....every place i owned i reduced it to eventually get to zero....i do not miss the lawn....and Bunnings have the fake turf now which was in this place when i bought it but preferred to have a fernery......so up it came....

 

Well it looks like an open and shut week of footy so i guess we can expect a few upsets but not tonight....

 

Cats away to the Dockers, its business time and they wont let it slip......cruising for a bruising....Old 55 hit it on the head...hate to discount Freo but a roughie if your trying to catch up to Oz....

 

Tigers vs Lions.....how low can you go....well i thought they would tumble but i never thought they would look like Notts county in the 4th div....something to be said about unity in the office and leaving your wife....ahhh romance makes you do stupid things...can we really blame the elicit affair on the tumble?

 

Stewie Dew's men are looking like finalists and will take on the Dogs up north....this will test the aspirations of the pups....anything but a hiding wont make the Dogs look like a premiership contender.....upset looming ....i been told by reliable sources there is a cash reward from the MCC members stand if the Suns knock off the Dogs....

 

Demons after there best win of the season play the Hawks....so who's turning up today? for both sides that is.....we would want to kick ass and hard cause its business time....No word of a contract extension for Goodwin and its like 6 weeks to go...nothing not even a whisper....this is very interesting indeed.....anyway Simon shows no emotion in front of the cameras and has a mantra that he repeats, so much so i noticed many other coaches talking the same old poooossss now....set to run for state parliament if not re contracted.....

 

Saints...wow....rockets on Ratten......Frawley must be out injured hey? told ya hes a top coach with a bunch of ragamuffins.....up against Port...two sides who play a similar type of game, the run and carry type, you wouldn't think Port would loose 3 in a row this time of year and like the Saints can they win 3 in a row? Port have to lift and im thinking they should get over the line....they will be praying for Frawley to be in the side men...

 

North no way jose over the Bombers...they will shake the tree right till the very end, Bombers not quite good enough but enough to shape the 8....

 

Who's truning up here...Pies against the scallywag Blues.....Blues think changing coaches will do the trick.....Pagan and Malthouse plenty of flags there didnt turn the rabble around so why would anyone but Teague be interested? Blues played cheque book football for years now its karma plus size, reap what you sow......die die die.......lost like i was once in BKK, you dont want to get lost in Saigon men.....they will never find you....

 

Oh dear, Crows play the Eagles...what to make of the clipped wings? whats going on there? surly even with a few injuries they can do better than they have? i had them at number 1 or 2 this year.....there missed the boat and a rebuild should be on from next year, so its one team on the up and the other on the way down.....Eagles dont fall so low says Will.....but im thinking your team will bottom out around 15 next year, its painful slow to get a good team that is threatening on the park in the modern era.....

I reckon it's a tricky round Uncle Alex.

 

Freo are hard to beat at home.

Cats have lost Rohan and Henderson.

Genuine 50/50.

 

Brisbane have lost a key forward and back in Hipwood and Adams.

Can Richmond lift for Jack's 300th?

Have the band got one more album left in them?

Still not convinced about Brisbane away.

 

Port are a fragile side.

The Saints are up and about.

Port wouldn't want to lose this one.

I think they will.

 

Collingwood and Carlton is a toss of the coin.

 

West Coast can't even win at home, away I'm having real doubts.

The last time we lost 4 games in a row was 7 years ago.

 

Don't think we will bottom out.

We're a lot better than how we're playing.

 

If Kennedy retires, we still have a decent spine of Barrass, McGovern, Kelly, Darling and Oscar Allen.

Nic Nat, Shuey, Gaff, Redden and Sheed go OK in the midfield.

 

Hearing a new debutant we picked in the mid season draft called Connor West will be getting a game.

Lost Barrass, A Chee (no loss) and possible Kelly and Yeo for this week.

 

All the breast fella's.

[ripstanley]

Will and Alex did not mention the "game of the round". Swans to beat GWS where ever it will be played. Both teams now in Brisbane.

[Will27]

27 minutes ago, ripstanley said:

Will and Alex did not mention the "game of the round". Swans to beat GWS where ever it will be played. Both teams now in Brisbane.

Good call Rip.

I forgot about that one.

Just went off Alex's post.

 

Should be a better.

[AlexRRR]

1 hour ago, ripstanley said:

Will and Alex did not mention the "game of the round". Swans to beat GWS where ever it will be played. Both teams now in Brisbane.

Wooooops.....excuse me....i was testing to see if you read my reports there Rip, its the stress of working on the house when i god dam over it, and why i bother im not sure as im close to packing my bags and heading over to asia to live out my pathetic days......

 

Yes yes Swans will kill the Gaints....im left in no doubt about that....i back you up 110%......

[Radar501]

5 hours ago, AlexRRR said:

.ahhh romance makes you do stupid things...can we really blame the elicit affair on the tumble?

City girls just seem to find out early.........how to open doors with just a smile.

 

The power of the pussy has destroyed careers and lives of many a mighty man.   It all started with Adam being tempted by that tasty apple.   The Beatles would still be rocking along now except for the spell Yoko had over John, and Bill Clinton still can't look Hillary in the eye over that little moment of weakness under his office desk with Monica.

 

Now, Damien's hard wick looms to destroy an empire that ruled almost as long as Rome under all those caesars.    Don't know if Girl Friday is still working at the Punt Road office, but her involvement in the coach's marriage bust up couldn't help team unity I would think.

 

 

[Will27]

FMD

I honestly cannot remember the last time I picked a Thursday night winner.

 

Turned it off at 3 quarter time and watched Mr Inbetween.

[farmerjo]

1 hour ago, Will27 said:

FMD

I honestly cannot remember the last time I picked a Thursday night winner.

 

Turned it off at 3 quarter time and watched Mr Inbetween.

Dockers were terrible,not at anytime did they try to change things up.

Very poor coaching performance and players not holding their feet.

1st thing Longmuir needs to do is put Walters back in the magoo's.

All year he has played for free kicks and it's not a good look for the younger team mates around him.

You watch if i don't pickem next week they will win,been happening all year.????

[Will27]

13 minutes ago, farmerjo said:

Dockers were terrible,not at anytime did they try to change things up.

Very poor coaching performance and players not holding their feet.

1st thing Longmuir needs to do is put Walters back in the magoo's.

All year he has played for free kicks and it's not a good look for the younger team mates around him.

You watch if i don't pickem next week they will win,been happening all year.????

Mate

Walters has fallen off a cliff.

There's no way he should be getting a game.

 

The Dockers have a group of players who absolutely butcher it.

Acres, Aish, Tucker, Hughes, Colyer just off the top of my head.

 

Lobb is getting around $800 000 a year and gives no presence.

 

Darcy is a star though.

[Thechook]

On 7/15/2021 at 9:56 AM, AlexRRR said:

What a week......the end of the world is near.......looking at a 5th lockdown, disrupted over mould, we might be all dead 5.00 next friday afternoon and i did all that work for nothing....

 

On a brighter note after 3 years my Indian neighbour, the tall handsome guy with the attractive nurse wife with very wide hips finally has land scape both front and back yards, no longer will i have to look at dead weeds standing up 600mm while driving out of the garage men...He took his time.....silly boy he will now have to buy a motor mower as he dont own one yet...i spent my entire life trying to get to the point of having no lawn to mow men.....started out at the family home when at 12 years old i was entrusted with a non motorised push mower, it was hard....and we had a lot of lawn, and i mean a lot of lawn, not overplaying it here....i couldnt cut it in one go i can tell ya, soon after the old man got a second hand pope mower from a friend that would hardly ever start, i have since learned that mechanics works like your brain, if negative so will be the machine, yes i always tackled cutting the lawn in a negative frame of mind...dad eventually brought a new pope mower over my growls, it was only marginally better, next door was still running around cutting his lawn with one of the first victa's ever made, never stoped and started first pop....when i got married i bought without even thinking a victa, was god dam magic, never stoped and i was in a better frame of mind, you should have seen it by the time i got rid of it, after several renovations on the housing picking up debris cutting the lawn it looked like a panzer tank after the Russian winter... Anyway last 2 houses i got to my dream....NO LAWN....every place i owned i reduced it to eventually get to zero....i do not miss the lawn....and Bunnings have the fake turf now which was in this place when i bought it but preferred to have a fernery......so up it came....

 

Well it looks like an open and shut week of footy so i guess we can expect a few upsets but not tonight....

 

Cats away to the Dockers, its business time and they wont let it slip......cruising for a bruising....Old 55 hit it on the head...hate to discount Freo but a roughie if your trying to catch up to Oz....

 

Tigers vs Lions.....how low can you go....well i thought they would tumble but i never thought they would look like Notts county in the 4th div....something to be said about unity in the office and leaving your wife....ahhh romance makes you do stupid things...can we really blame the elicit affair on the tumble?

 

Stewie Dew's men are looking like finalists and will take on the Dogs up north....this will test the aspirations of the pups....anything but a hiding wont make the Dogs look like a premiership contender.....upset looming ....i been told by reliable sources there is a cash reward from the MCC members stand if the Suns knock off the Dogs....

 

Demons after there best win of the season play the Hawks....so who's turning up today? for both sides that is.....we would want to kick ass and hard cause its business time....No word of a contract extension for Goodwin and its like 6 weeks to go...nothing not even a whisper....this is very interesting indeed.....anyway Simon shows no emotion in front of the cameras and has a mantra that he repeats, so much so i noticed many other coaches talking the same old poooossss now....set to run for state parliament if not re contracted.....

 

Saints...wow....rockets on Ratten......Frawley must be out injured hey? told ya hes a top coach with a bunch of ragamuffins.....up against Port...two sides who play a similar type of game, the run and carry type, you wouldn't think Port would loose 3 in a row this time of year and like the Saints can they win 3 in a row? Port have to lift and im thinking they should get over the line....they will be praying for Frawley to be in the side men...

 

North no way jose over the Bombers...they will shake the tree right till the very end, Bombers not quite good enough but enough to shape the 8....

 

Who's truning up here...Pies against the scallywag Blues.....Blues think changing coaches will do the trick.....Pagan and Malthouse plenty of flags there didnt turn the rabble around so why would anyone but Teague be interested? Blues played cheque book football for years now its karma plus size, reap what you sow......die die die.......lost like i was once in BKK, you dont want to get lost in Saigon men.....they will never find you....

 

Oh dear, Crows play the Eagles...what to make of the clipped wings? whats going on there? surly even with a few injuries they can do better than they have? i had them at number 1 or 2 this year.....there missed the boat and a rebuild should be on from next year, so its one team on the up and the other on the way down.....Eagles dont fall so low says Will.....but im thinking your team will bottom out around 15 next year, its painful slow to get a good team that is threatening on the park in the modern era.....

Saints are going for 4 in a row Alex.

[AlexRRR]

26 minutes ago, Thechook said:

Saints are going for 4 in a row Alex.

I picked them.....Ratten is king....and they haven't signed Simon up so theres going to be a coaches merry go round end of season sir...

[Thechook]

Saints / Port game today moved from 7.30 pm to 1.45 pm today.  Saints then fly straight out to Perth for 7 days  quarantine and no training prior to Eagles clash.  Indoor gym only.

[Will27]

39 minutes ago, Thechook said:

Saints are going for 4 in a row Alex.

I used to remember those days.

[AlexRRR]

5 hours ago, Thechook said:

Saints / Port game today moved from 7.30 pm to 1.45 pm today.  Saints then fly straight out to Perth for 7 days  quarantine and no training prior to Eagles clash.  Indoor gym only.

Well so much for 4 in a row...thats your season fella.....easy easy for the Eagles....

[ripstanley]

11 hours ago, Thechook said:

Saints are going for 4 in a row Alex.

They only made 3

[AlexRRR]

Well ive endured 50 years of dribble and tonight was no exception......a draw....can you believe? and we match up with the Hawks ok you know......they never fear me.......if this isnt a case to go after Clarkson i dont know what is....mind you its screaming blue murder....and i WONDER why the PRESS arnt on to it.....SIMON is out of contact end of sept.......we are on top of the ladder.......no mention...not a mumble anywhere........do you think the MCC members have silenced the press? 

 

The last time a Demon coach went to the end of season unsigned he ended up at the Swans.....now mind you even if we win the FLAG the back of Goodwin wont come fast enough....so...pray tell.....is it the end of Simon at Deeland?

 

Anyway were a mile off being anything credible but hey i know you can be superman one week and wonder girl the next.....oh me oh my.....and where in the business end of the season, all the aces are shown its another Dogs flag men.....

[Will27]

1 hour ago, AlexRRR said:

Well ive endured 50 years of dribble and tonight was no exception......a draw....can you believe? and we match up with the Hawks ok you know......they never fear me.......if this isnt a case to go after Clarkson i dont know what is....mind you its screaming blue murder....and i WONDER why the PRESS arnt on to it.....SIMON is out of contact end of sept.......we are on top of the ladder.......no mention...not a mumble anywhere........do you think the MCC members have silenced the press? 

 

The last time a Demon coach went to the end of season unsigned he ended up at the Swans.....now mind you even if we win the FLAG the back of Goodwin wont come fast enough....so...pray tell.....is it the end of Simon at Deeland?

 

Anyway were a mile off being anything credible but hey i know you can be superman one week and wonder girl the next.....oh me oh my.....and where in the business end of the season, all the aces are shown its another Dogs flag men.....

Goodwin is contracted until the end of 2022........

[AlexRRR]

33 minutes ago, Will27 said:

Goodwin is contracted until the end of 2022........

Really? and did you know Thai women cant do the rrrrrrrssssss

[AlexRRR]

Just now, AlexRRR said:

Really? and did you know Thai women cant do the rrrrrrrssssss

well that just killed my night stone dead....

[AlexRRR]

i had to point to my throat and do arrrrrr for wind cheater girl....she got it when i assimilated a <deleted> with my finer going into my mouth.....

 

were talking RRRRRRa here.....

 

im pisssssssedddddd off tonight....like what can i expect come sep[t?

[Will27]

1 hour ago, AlexRRR said:

i had to point to my throat and do arrrrrr for wind cheater girl....she got it when i assimilated a <deleted> with my finer going into my mouth.....

 

were talking RRRRRRa here.....

 

im pisssssssedddddd off tonight....like what can i expect come sep[t?

You shouldn't be <deleted> off.

You're on top of the ladder mate.

 

Enjoy the ride.

[farmerjo]

Might be time to get the science professors to Marvel.

Closed roof and goal kicking was horrendous.

In golf on a putting green the grass blades will head towards water.

Is it the qaqc on footballs being made or the pressure inside the ball.

Or do we need designated kickers(that used to be called a full forward) in the game who are not spent of energy when they get the ball in front of the big sticks.