Mama Mia

Please read this joke with an Italian Accent

Luigi an Italian Tourist books into an English Hotel.

When he gets up to his room he finds that there is only one sheet on his bed. As it is chilly (as usual in England) he phones reception.

" Hey I want to sheet on my bed" says Luigi.The receptionist replies "sir I suggest you use the toilet like everybody else it is the custom in England" and puts the phone down.

Next morning Luigi goes down for breakfast and finds that he has two spoons, two knives and one fork on his table. he summons the waiter, "Hey i want to fork. the waiter says "excuse me Sir" "Why you no understand me, I want to fork on the table" the stunned waiter replies that it is against house rules and wanders off aghast and tells the Hotel Manager of the situation.

When the waiter returns with his breakfast Luigi looks at his plate and notices there is only one peice of toast on his plate and says, "Hey I want to piss" WHAT" exclaims the waiter,"Why you no understand me I want to piss on my plate" The exasperated waiter then calls the Manager who says"why don't you just take your filthy perversions and F##k off back to Italy, would you kindly check out NOW SIR"