I Won I Won. My lucky stool !

[Denim]

I never gamble. I am not lucky when it comes to playing the odds. I never buy lottery tickets either , Not here , not in the UK not anywhere. I see the locals with their auspicious dreams and omens and I laugh. Superstitious nutters.

 

However, last week after completing my early morning ablutions I went to flush the toilet and there staring back at me was the most perfectly formed brown 58 I had ever seen. I looked at it from several angles but it made no difference. There it floated tempting me to do something I had never done before. 

 

So after shopping at Big C  ( also an omen ..... big crap ) I got myself a ticket ending in 5558. Cost 200 baht for a pair of tickets.

 

And today I won !! about 3900 baht.  

 

The moral of the story is look before you flush.  It could be you !! ( or it could be pooh , depending on your luck )

 

 

[chickenslegs]

Whenever I look I only see number two's.

[scottiejohn]

9 minutes ago, Denim said:

brown 58

Why/how does a t**d get described as "brown 58"?  The story makes no sense and as such is just a load of c*ap.

[Denim]

35 minutes ago, chickenslegs said:

Whenever I look I only see number two's.

Obviously its telling you to buy a 22 ticket. Now the secret is out but in Thailand at least you won't have to share your winnings.

[OneMoreFarang]

Looking at this maybe the "Thailand is soo bad" threads are maybe not really so bad...

[transam]

I had a running flush this morning.....

[scottiejohn]

1 hour ago, transam said:

I had a running flush this morning.....

How did you deal with it, was it just one hand?

[transam]

1 hour ago, scottiejohn said:

How did you deal with it, was it just one hand?

Well I did have a few chips....