Man Walks Into A Bar

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A man walks into a bar and orders a Pint and a pork pie.

He drinks the beer and puts the pork pie on his head and very gently manouveres his way out of the pub with the pie balancing on his head. The barman follows him to the door and watches him carefully walking down the street with the Pie perched on his head until he turns a corner and dissappears from sight.

The next week the same thing happens, and the same barman serves him and the following week and this goes on for months

After a few months of this the barman can contain his curiosity no longer and says to the guy.

" Excuse me mate but every week for months now you come in my pub order a pint , drink it and then put a pork Pie on your head and walk out, Why?"

"Well I always buy a pint and walk down the street with a Pork Pie on my head every Wednesday"

Thats right but last week you came in on Tuesday and I was surprised to see you , I set my watch by you"

"Tuesday" the man replies,

TUESDAY????

"TUESDAY, oh shit, I must have looked a RIGHT <deleted>"