June 3, 200421 yr A sorry looking old man shuffles into a bar and says to the burley landlord " A large Whisky my good man" The landlord serves him the drink and the drinker says "I really should not be drinking this with what I've got-but stilll pour me another" The landlord does as he is asked and the drinker downs it in one. The drinker then repeats himself, "Oh I really should'nt be drinking this with what I've got, but what the ######, one more please landlord" Again the landlord does as he is asked but starts to get curious as to the man's condition. The drinker once more downs it in one go and repeats " Oh shit I really should not have drunk that with what I've got" The landlord then says, "What exactly what have you got mate" The man replies in a very frightened voice "NO MONEY"
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