Arrested for eating?

[Greyhat]

Random thought as I saw some poppy seed bread rolls today.

Since people can be urine tested for drugs seemingly at random and given that poppy seeds can cause a positive drug test. You could be imprisoned for eating anything laced with these seeds, right?

 

I sincerely doubt a reasonable explanation would suffice in this situation, would it?

[EVENKEEL]

There was a Seinfeld episode where the Elaine tested positive because she ate poppy seed muffins.

[HLover]

7 minutes ago, EVENKEEL said:

There was a Seinfeld episode where the Elaine tested positive because she ate poppy seed muffins.

Ahh, the television prophet.

[scottiejohn]

6 minutes ago, EVENKEEL said:

There was a Seinfeld episode where the Elaine tested positive because she ate poppy seed muffins.

I thought the seed was in her muffin and that was why the test came out positive!

[thequietman]

If you are that worried, then best to go all in!

 

Take that line of coke, inject that heroin, smoke that dubbie and get yourself some yaba.

 

If they're gonna arrest you, then better to do it BIG. ????

[BritManToo]

29 minutes ago, Greyhat said:

Since people can be urine tested for drugs seemingly at random and given that poppy seeds can cause a positive drug test. You could be imprisoned for eating anything laced with these seeds, right?

Been wandering around here for 10+ years now.

Never been tested, it's not on my list of major worries.

 

I also take big tubes of toothpaste with me when I fly, they've never questioned that either.

 

Edited October 18, 2019 by BritManToo

[orchis]

that takes the cake!

[EVENKEEL]

24 minutes ago, scottiejohn said:

I thought the seed was in her muffin and that was why the test came out positive!

Yes, muffins made with poppy seeds inside.

[EVENKEEL]

24 minutes ago, thequietman said:

If you are that worried, then best to go all in!

 

Take that line of coke, inject that heroin, smoke that dubbie and get yourself some yaba.

 

If they're gonna arrest you, then better to do it BIG. ????

Dubbie huh, ahahahhaa.

[thequietman]

16 minutes ago, EVENKEEL said:

Dubbie huh, ahahahhaa.

Sorry, did I spell it wrong? It's been a while due to the backward laws here in the Land of no dope. ????

[DaRoadrunner]

1 hour ago, BritManToo said:

 

I also take big tubes of toothpaste with me when I fly, they've never questioned that either.

Da Roadrunner was stopped at the airport and had his toothpaste confiscated. As an old and toothless animal, they thought I had secreted something else in the toothpaste. Meanwhile, a Muslim wearing a one piece white smock you could have hidden a rocket launcher up, was allowed through without inspection.

[thaibeachlovers]

On 10/19/2019 at 1:26 AM, DaRoadrunner said:

Da Roadrunner was stopped at the airport and had his toothpaste confiscated. As an old and toothless animal, they thought I had secreted something else in the toothpaste. Meanwhile, a Muslim wearing a one piece white smock you could have hidden a rocket launcher up, was allowed through without inspection.

In Saudi I saw them harassing an Indian guest worker by squeezing all the toothpaste out of the tube and giving the tube back to him.

No wonder people been there "don't like" them.

[RichardColeman]

Just don't join an Olympic team

[simon43]

On 10/18/2019 at 7:26 PM, DaRoadrunner said:

Da Roadrunner was stopped at the airport and had his toothpaste confiscated. As an old and toothless animal, they thought I had secreted something else in the toothpaste. Meanwhile, a Muslim wearing a one piece white smock you could have hidden a rocket launcher up, was allowed through without inspection.

Thai customs confiscated my lightbulb.....