Swampy Airport confiscated my lightbulb...

 

Thai Postal Customs demanded an import licence for some wire and plastic, because it was described as a radio receiving antenna, and then refused to ship it back to sender because they said I needed an export licence!

 

What have you had confiscated, and what was the reason?

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They confiscated my desire for farang females and refused to return it.

21 hours ago, simon43 said:

Swampy Airport confiscated my lightbulb

Theirs probably just broke an hour earlier, that would explain the grins on their faces.

They probably wanted to pinch your idea...ahemmmm sorry

On 10/25/2019 at 4:33 PM, simon43 said:

import licence for some wire and plastic, because it was described as a radio receiving antenna

I imported some metal, plastic and rubber from Stuttgart/Germany ... had to pay 9 Million Baht tax. 

Customs said it is a Porsche. 

On 10/25/2019 at 4:33 PM, simon43 said:

What have you had confiscated

It would seem that, for many men, what’s been confiscated is the will to resist the obvious machinations of inappropriately young femme fatales. 

3rd world procedures....quite normal.

7 hours ago, CH1961 said:

I imported some metal, plastic and rubber from Stuttgart/Germany ... had to pay 9 Million Baht tax. 

Customs said it is a Porsche. 

Hi I brought from the UK a dumbell bike spanner a little thing, they keeped it saying that it could be part of something bigger and could then become a dangerous object, blo...dy jokers lol

they confiscated my porable vsgina

Moved to Pub at OP's request.

On my last trip in, they seized a dreidel, two Kanye West official toenail clippers, a Merkin and a set of anal beads, new in package. Didn't find the used ones.

2 hours ago, Nyezhov said:

Didn't find the used ones.

Were they in a "Dark Place"?  If so didn't your funny walk not give you away?

6 hours ago, kralledr said:

they confiscated my porable vsgina

You could pour it????

5 hours ago, Nyezhov said:

On my last trip in, they seized a dreidel, two Kanye West official toenail clippers, a Merkin and a set of anal beads, new in package. Didn't find the used ones.

I hope that is just tongue and cheek. 

On 10/25/2019 at 4:33 PM, simon43 said:

What have you had confiscated, and what was the reason?

The postal/customs worker wanted it more than you.

He has taken the items home.

 

8 minutes ago, secondfusilier said:

 

Do you even know what third world means or is research above your pay grade?

 

I believe the correct phrase now is developing

However If 'Third World' is a mentality, then Thailand is firmly rooted in the Third World.

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