Citizen Smith, Tooting Popular Front.

Revolution tlw

What a coincidence, I was just thinking of Citizen Smith earlier today!

Spooky!

Jeeze..... I went to school with a lad called Spooky Smith.... what are the chances of that!!!!

He also had five sisters ...... Sporty Smith, Posh Smith, Scary Smith, Baby Smith and Ginger Smith.

Ginger Smith was my favourite ..... she had the best biscuits.

Snaps ....... tlw

I bet she was good for dunking!

No. I knew her, completely crackers.

Anyone called her "Ginger" and she would just snap !!!

Oki ...... Spooky Smith was made up ..... this one is 100% true.

This lads parents were either dumber than dirt or they had a finely tuned sense of humour.

I did go to school with a boy named Russell Sprout.

Unlucky ........ tlw

My ex used to work in a hospital and one day, as I was picking her up, she showed me a patient's file (outside only of course).

Surname : Dyck

First name : Henrietta.

Oki ...... Spooky Smith was made up ..... this one is 100% true.

This lads parents were either dumber than dirt or they had a finely tuned sense of humour.

I did go to school with a boy named Russell Sprout.

Unlucky ........ tlw

What's wrong with this?

I have a friend who married a Chinese girl, their surname is Moore, they had a little girl and called her Ming. They live in Yorkshire!

Nothing.

Actually shows a bit of class for Yorkshire.

Oki ...... Spooky Smith was made up ..... this one is 100% true.

This lads parents were either dumber than dirt or they had a finely tuned sense of humour.

I did go to school with a boy named Russell Sprout.

Unlucky ........ tlw

What's wrong with this?

I have a friend who married a Chinese girl, their surname is Moore, they had a little girl and called her Ming. They live in Yorkshire!

Was her mum Roger(ed) ?

Where's the hat check lady?! I need to leave quickly.

Calling CB........ calling CB.........Where are you ?

Help tlw.

Back from my upland road trip. Good fun and had a good time but couldn't get a connection over the aircard - hardly got a signal on the mobile phone.

tlw return to civilisation

So here you are.....

welcome.

A bit blody late

Tlw.

Another day, another last word.

Content tlw.

Another day, another last word.

Content tlw.

Another day another dollar.

Too long with the last word.

Longevity Tlw.

Someone who comes from "Dung" should never be left with anything so precious.

Stolen tlw.

Someone who comes from "Dung" should never be left with anything so precious.

Not an apt comment for someone who comes from Pong

Nicked ........ tlw

Someone who comes from "Dung" should never be left with anything so precious.

Not an apt comment for someone who comes from Pong

Nicked ........ tlw

Or whos name is Poo!

Blessing

Now if Ping came from Pong, but lived in Dung. Now that would be funny. tlw.

Now if Ping came from Pong, but lived in Dung. Now that would be funny. tlw.

There is only one possible reply

tlw crap

Now if Ping came from Pong, but lived in Dung. Now that would be funny. tlw.

But what would the sound of the door-bell be...?

Now if Ping came from Pong, but lived in Dung. Now that would be funny. tlw.

But what would the sound of the door-bell be...?

Ding Dong Dung

tlw insomnia

hi CB.

Do Crow's Sleep, though?

Now if Ping came from Pong, but lived in Dung. Now that would be funny. tlw.

But what would the sound of the door-bell be...?

Ding Dong Dung

tlw insomnia

Surely it would be 'Ping Pong', or is that just another name for table tennis?

Do they still use the Dong in Dung ?

If they do a ring tone with currency connotations would seem appropriate........Ding Dang Dong in Dung.

Money tlw.

hi CB.

Do Crow's Sleep, though?

I go through phases of staying awake for days at a time and then sleeping for about 12 hours and being fine. I can happily manage of 3 hours of sleep a night.

tlw - sleep when I'm dead

You all taking the p1ss out of my current home?

I think the name is a typo and they missed the 'S' out.

CB is in the night of the living dead.

Zombie tlw.

Indeed so Phil.

But when you return to Thailand, the lovely Pong would be the only place for a man from Dung to consider. A step in the right direction so to speak

Self-improvement TLW

Indeed so Phil.

But when you return to Thailand, the lovely Pong would be the only place for a man from Dung to consider. A step in the right direction so to speak

Self-improvement TLW

So now you are currently esconsed in Hong Pong?

tlw The Man from Hong Pong

Now if Ping came from Pong, but lived in Dung. Now that would be funny. tlw.

But what would the sound of the door-bell be...?

Ding Dong Dung

tlw insomnia

Surely it would be 'Ping Pong', or is that just another name for table tennis?

and "suegha'" takes the prize for posting the 2,000th post

and the Prize is

TLW ©

and "suegha'" takes the prize for posting the 2,000th post

and the Prize is

TLW ©

Hey Kan good to see you back in The Last Word.

Oh and I have just taken it back

tlw - retrieve

I thought I had it!

Disapointment.

I thought you had too.

Sad tlw

I think I have it now.

Contagious tlw.