POTY 2019 Nominations

[geronimo]

3 minutes ago, DannyCarlton said:

My next door neighbour (Thai) invented a new use for Wasabi, with my help. Wasabi mixed with Colemans English Mustard. Great dip for barbecued pork. All the Issan girls love it.

Will have to try that one!

[scottiejohn]

2 hours ago, geronimo said:

free rides on the bath buses.

A "bath bus"?  That washes over me!

[transam]

1 hour ago, geronimo said:

So, who made you swear the oath of allegiance? 

Linda......????

[geronimo]

Just now, transam said:

Linda......????

Lovelace?

[transam]

1 minute ago, geronimo said:

Lovelace?

Noooooo, TVF admin support office...????

[geronimo]

1 minute ago, transam said:

Noooooo, TVF admin support office...????

Don't forget it is your duty as the POTY 2017 winner to teach Colin the protocol for handing over the tiara and tights? It must be done correctly, as it has been for centuries.

[transam]

6 minutes ago, geronimo said:

Don't forget it is your duty as the POTY 2017 winner to teach Colin the protocol for handing over the tiara and tights? It must be done correctly, as it has been for centuries.

I will when he stops sobbing, nearer the time...????

[Pharoticus]

6 hours ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

Don’t worry, suns coming up !!

 

 

( taken 30 minutes ago at Ban Já Bo )

One of the best photos I've seen on this forum in years. Excellent. 

[geronimo]

14 minutes ago, Pharoticus said:

One of the best photos I've seen on this forum in years. Excellent. 

That's got to be worth a vote, the cameraman is in the race!

[scottiejohn]

57 minutes ago, geronimo said:

Lovelace?

I wouldn't swallow that tale!

Edited November 26, 2019 by scottiejohn

[transam]

10 minutes ago, geronimo said:

That's got to be worth a vote, the cameraman is in the race!

I thought it a scene from "The Lion King"........????...................????

[scottiejohn]

1 hour ago, poohy said:

Please, I try to keep my good deeds out of the sight of the general public.

This also applies to my ATM ram-raiding sideline

 

However If there's one thing I'm better at than everyone else... its humility!

 

I would contradict you but my modesty is holding me back.

[geronimo]

Just in .... a gang of teenagers have just trashed a shopping mall in Buriram, all wearing "POOHY for POTY" T-shirts .......

[geronimo]

Just in ......

 

Bluesofa is selling his Mercedes ...... could this be due to a large pay off?

[geronimo]

another gem just came through .......

 

Emptypockets was seen begging under the Rama XI flyover ........ 

[geronimo]

Gecko123 was seen hurriedly leaving Sipi's house, clutching a brown envelope, and the two were spotted having tea on the balcony ........ alliances could be forming .....

[transam]

4 minutes ago, geronimo said:

Just in .... a gang of teenagers have just trashed a shopping mall in Buriram, all wearing "POOHY for POTY" T-shirts .......

Phew.....Thank gawd it wasn't the one, with....

".....Transam....."

  ..POTY 2017..

   ..WINNER..              ......on it, I gave to Linda....????

[sunnyboy2018]

On 11/24/2019 at 6:10 AM, Isaanbiker said:

I'm a bit disappointed. I've healed the sick, helped the ones who've lost their faith. I gave advice to those who had computer problems and helped our poor biker community.

 

     In addition, I was pronounced dead a couple of times, but I could manage it to get back to life.

 

  My name should be on top of the list and I'll willingly share the title with Khun Yinn.

 

A free grammar check program will be send to her right after my nomination. Thanks for all the votes! 

 

    

Grammar check or Brain Scan?

[transam]

5 minutes ago, sunnyboy2018 said:

Grammar check or Brain Scan?

Perhaps Yinn doesn't need a brain scan...????

[scottiejohn]

48 minutes ago, geronimo said:

Just in .... a gang of teenagers have just trashed a shopping mall in Buriram, all wearing "POOHY for POTY" T-shirts .......

Ah good.  My CM (elect) said he would instigate some thing like this to prove his worth.

[poohy]

32 minutes ago, geronimo said:

Just in .... a gang of teenagers have just trashed a shopping mall in Buriram, all wearing "POOHY for POTY" T-shirts .......

 

Dont you love all that exuberance, twas my first experience at vote buying just needs a bit of fine tuning.

I will seek guidance from that bloke and his sister 

i have hired a few blokes that failed to join the army to help encourage and urge voters

 

 

[geronimo]

5 minutes ago, poohy said:

 

Dont you love all that exuberance, twas my first experience at vote buying just needs a bit of fine tuning.

I will seek guidance from that bloke and his sister 

i have hired a few blokes that failed to join the army to help encourage and urge voters

 

 

Handing out food parcels is a real vote puller ....... 

[scottiejohn]

1 hour ago, geronimo said:

the protocol for handing over the tiara and tights? It must be done correctly, as it has been for centuries.

If a Scotsman wins does he still have to wear the tights.  Remember there is nothing worn under a Scotsman's/my kilt.  It is all in perfect working order!

[geronimo]

I will shortly be issuing "Don't Bother, I'm with Geronimo" badges to wear when out shopping. You won't get bothered by the canvassers!

[geronimo]

1 minute ago, scottiejohn said:

If a Scotsman wins does he still have to wear the tights.  Remember there is nothing worn under a Scotsman's/my kilt.  It is all in perfect working order!

The tights Sir, are ceremonial and I am not at liberty to say how (or when) they are worn, but hey, I'm sure they'll go great with tartan!!!

[geronimo]

2 minutes ago, scottiejohn said:

If a Scotsman wins does he still have to wear the tights.  Remember there is nothing worn under a Scotsman's/my kilt.  It is all in perfect working order!

Well, best to wait and see what sort of condition you are in when the bloodbath contest ends .......

[geronimo]

I don't make empty promises and every member who votes for me will get a free dreamcatcher!

[Just Weird]

On 11/25/2019 at 8:46 AM, geronimo said:

Campaign news just in ........

 

 

Poohy is concerned with the duration of the race and the fact that there are no restrooms along the way ....

 

NCC1701A has yet to devise a plan, he's more interested in the pretties he fondled at the weigh-in ..... Expect a surge as he always is a fast starter but lacks stamina .....

 

Bluesofa wants to know how many seats he'll get, and if sharp wit counts, he'll be in the frame!

 

Billd has been seen with Baboon in Lopburi, so expect an alliance to form, and Justgrazing is nowhere to be found; last seen heading off to the ganga pharmacy ......

 

Worgordie plans to hug the rails and plans to woo the undecided voter with free spirits .....

 

Justweird is already planning to lead the field, and don't expect anything orthodox from this camp. Word has it that he is allied with Sanemax. What a pair they would make!

 

Henrik's dog has been impregnated by one of the soi gang and he's not available for comment .....

 

VF is his usual self and thinks not about the POTY. If he wins, fine, if he doesn't, fine too. In fact there's nothing  about his life that isn't fine!

 

Sipi is secretly planning a triple alliance and word has it he has sold his soul to the red hot favourite .....

 

Canuckamuck sells doughnuts and coffee early in the morning and he is the intellectual dark horse of this year's contest. 

 

Andrew Dwyer still can't believe he's running and is frantically looking for a campaign manager. Lots of brown envelopes being prepared and expect this guy to mount a serious challenge ......

 

Yinn is the one everyone is talking about and after many calls for a live TV interview, she is considering giving a 45 minute interview of Channel 2 ..... She already has some heavy support and there are those who fear Russian involvement ...... Odds on with William Hill this morning ...... It all depends on the start ....

 

Robblock doesn't even know he's in this, can someone PM him? Many followers, this ex weightlifter could be lifting the trophy on Jan 1st and can never be ruled out!

 

Ivorbigun is a modest chap who finds it hard to be in the limelight, and ever since the infamous god thread, he has become a household name. Rumours are the next thread will be entitled "where do we do when we die?" A dark horse who, like most well endowed chaps, never wears shorts, and some are saying he could spring the biggest upset since the POTY began!

 

Isaanbiker says he will change the laws regarding big bikes, should he win ....... wonder what he has in store?

 

ThreeEyedRaven is one of the runners who could pull this off. A staggering likes to posts ratio sets him above the field, and watch for his witty, but always correct, posts. A relative newcomer, some bookies are refusing to take bets on this runner.

 

Britmantoo wants to get Brexit sorted and would use his influence to push that through, and he's one of the genuine nice guys, and they are usually cut down in the first grueling section. If he's still standing on the final lap, he's in with a chance of a podium finish.

 

Last but not least, geronimo has no time for campaigning, as he has to keep everyone informed, which is seriously hampering his campaign. He has made some great posts this year and when he's not donating food to the local battered women's hostel, he can be found wandering in his garden, never far away from his inhaler!

 

 

Not all runners were covered in this report, as they are keeping a low profile .....

This kind of commentary shouldn't be allowed in something as serious as Thaivisa's POTY race, there are many members reading who will take your facetious remarks seriously.

[geronimo]

1 minute ago, Just Weird said:

This kind of commentary shouldn't be allowed in something as serious as Thaivisa's POTY race, there are many members reading who will take your facetious remarks seriously.

The seriousness is why people need to know .....

[Just Weird]

1 minute ago, geronimo said:

The seriousness is why people need to know .....

What?