After plentiful posts over the last few days, it looks like Crow Boy should join our happy number, today (491, as I type!).

Welcome to Bedlam, Crow Boy. Watch out for Nurse Ratched, don't pinch anybodies cookies, make sure you take your meds when they're given to you and share your crayons with the others. If you follow the above tips, you'll get along just fine

Welcome Crow Boy, I bet you feel great about getting in here...changes your life honest, I am different man....

Someone should send him a PM when he hits the big 500, as Bedlam posts no longer show in the "View New Topics" area. If you don't go to the front screen and scroll nearly all the way down, you won't notice its existence.

Someone should send him a PM when he hits the big 500, as Bedlam posts no longer show in the "View New Topics" area. If you don't go to the front screen and scroll nearly all the way down, you won't notice its existence.

Bwahahhahahhhahahahaha I'm here I happened to notice it in the drop down menu and jumped in then spotted the "welcome to nuthouse crow boy thread - crikey not even here and people are talking about me

Thanks

CB

crikey not even here and people are talking about me

It's when they're NOT talking about you, when you need to be worried

Welcome

Welcome CB,

being top of the post count for three weeks running helps in getting you here in double quick time, I even remember a 90 one day!

havn't seen much of your posts but the one in the Phuket Sub- was quite something, giving people a telling off before even the thread started

Good Luck

Moss

Welcome Crowboy. Now i can give you unlimited smileys and a heap more grief as well.

Go Dons...

http://www.dagree.net/aussieslang/slang_g.html

crikey

this word and also this smiley should not be used by common posters. It's usage is reserved for members of the Fremantle Firebrigade only.

Now do your homework, there's a lot to read in The Last Word #1, #2 and #3. We will have written exams over Songrkran.

Someone should send him a PM when he hits the big 500, as Bedlam posts no longer show in the "View New Topics" area. If you don't go to the front screen and scroll nearly all the way down, you won't notice its existence.

Bwahahhahahhhahahahaha I'm here I happened to notice it in the drop down menu and jumped in then spotted the "welcome to nuthouse crow boy thread - crikey not even here and people are talking about me

Thanks

CB

Good man .... we'll take that as an increase in the intelligence quotient (it would be difficult to lower it )

These are the first things you do.

1. Offer Jet an enticing new thing to do with cabbage (trust me, cabbage has not been mentioned for ever, it will get you into her good books)

2. Ask were DSK and LBD are...... many PM's will follow

3. When Tutsi replies to the new cabbage thread, stand back in amazement..... you will not be alone.

4. Spend a few days trying to match Yorky(ie) at finding good bums.... and then just admit defeat and ...... well

5. Don't mention the war .... any war .... ever.

6. Enjoy

Welcome CB .... good to have you on board

Another incumbant to welcome - don't trust anyone or listen to anyone and you'll do fine.

2. Ask were DSK and LBD are...... many PM's will follow

Where's DSK and LBD ?

Moss

Welcome, Crow Boy!

(<deleted> is Crow Boy, anyway?) I haven't seen you before, but guess you hung out with the rest of the ravens.

Cabbage, Thaddy? I thought we had moved on to broccoli.

Looking forward to your caws and shreddings, CB.

Remember the sign over the door "You are welcome to Bedlam"

I believe maths level 1 is Mondays 09:30 - 11:30.

Welcome CB,

being top of the post count for three weeks running helps in getting you here in double quick time, I even remember a 90 one day!

90 posts in one day? I did? Did any make sense? Was I sober?

havn't seen much of your posts but the one in the Phuket Sub- was quite something, giving people a telling off before even the thread started

can't even remember going to Phuket for holiday last? I am going to have to do some back tracking and find out where the hel_l I have been these last couple of months. I thought I hung around Chiang Mai between the Pubs and Restaurant forums with occassional ventures into the outer reaches.

Good Luck

Moss

Gee thanks much appreciated

CB

Welcome Crowboy. Now i can give you unlimited smileys and a heap more grief as well.

Go Dons...

http://www.dagree.net/aussieslang/slang_g.html

Ahh I see you have all your favorite photos up on the wall

Lemme see there is bambina's butt - nice one mate

Some obscure football team of no consequence

A photo of a showing it is now beer o'clock

The Australian flag - should I be standing as I type this

Thanks mate

Good to see you on the inside which is where you should be

CB

crikey

this word and also this smiley should not be used by common posters. It's usage is reserved for members of the Fremantle Firebrigade only.

Now do your homework, there's a lot to read in The Last Word #1, #2 and #3. We will have written exams over Songrkran.

What about cobber - has anyone EVER hear an Australian call anyone Cobber?

Mate has to be allowed or I will not be able to complete a sentence.

Ok lesson understood and Terry57 will be given the Crikey for personal use only

I don't remember using that particular smiley in any post but am willing to be corrected - my usual one is

CB

Welcome Crow Boy, I bet you feel great about getting in here...changes your life honest, I am different man....

I can already tell from you avatar you are a different man - do they help with keeping your head out of deep water?

CB

Someone should send him a PM when he hits the big 500, as Bedlam posts no longer show in the "View New Topics" area. If you don't go to the front screen and scroll nearly all the way down, you won't notice its existence.

Bwahahhahahhhahahahaha I'm here I happened to notice it in the drop down menu and jumped in then spotted the "welcome to nuthouse crow boy thread - crikey not even here and people are talking about me

Thanks

CB

Good man .... we'll take that as an increase in the intelligence quotient (it would be difficult to lower it )

These are the first things you do.

1. Offer Jet an enticing new thing to do with cabbage (trust me, cabbage has not been mentioned for ever, it will get you into her good books)

2. Ask were DSK and LBD are...... many PM's will follow

3. When Tutsi replies to the new cabbage thread, stand back in amazement..... you will not be alone.

4. Spend a few days trying to match Yorky(ie) at finding good bums.... and then just admit defeat and ...... well

5. Don't mention the war .... any war .... ever.

6. Enjoy

Welcome CB .... good to have you on board

Hey great advice - why do I get the feeling it is "click, click, click, kabang!!"?

Good to be on board though

Another incumbant to welcome - don't trust anyone or listen to anyone and you'll do fine.

Hmm is this like one door will always tell the truth and the otherone will always lie?

If I take your advice then I shouldn't listen to what you just told me.

I think I need to phone a friend, someone who will be rock steady, offer sage advice, be sensible - anyone have Kayo's number?

Seriously thanks for the welcome

CB

Welcome, Crow Boy!

(<deleted> is Crow Boy, anyway?) I haven't seen you before, but guess you hung out with the rest of the ravens.

Cabbage, Thaddy? I thought we had moved on to broccoli.

Looking forward to your caws and shreddings, CB.

<deleted> is Crow Boy - what sort of greeting is that?

And here I was being told how nice you are - like what you've done with your hair by the way, are they asps? If so do people make jokes about you having your head up your asps?

My caws is to spread truth, justice, and AFL football to the far reaches of the universe.

Thanks for the welcome (yeah right)

Cheers

CB

Remember the sign over the door "You are welcome to Bedlam"

I believe maths level 1 is Mondays 09:30 - 11:30.

What can I say - it was a late night last night and an early start this morning - not enought blood in my coffee system and I have a hangover?

So did you send in your answer yet to the puzzle?

Hmmmmmmm

The great race

CB

To all and eveyone else

thank you for the welcome and the kind words

I promise to behave and act responsibly in accordance to the rules of this forum

I still can't believe that I actually posted 90 messages in one day! but there it goes shows how busy work was that day.

Looking forward to typing with you on the forums and I have been looking at the "Been done before" thread which is very interesting reading.

Cheers

CB

Welcome CB,

being top of the post count for three weeks running helps in getting you here in double quick time, I even remember a 90 one day!

90 posts in one day? I did? Did any make sense? Was I sober?

havn't seen much of your posts but the one in the Phuket Sub- was quite something, giving people a telling off before even the thread started

can't even remember going to Phuket for holiday last? I am going to have to do some back tracking and find out where the hel_l I have been these last couple of months. I thought I hung around Chiang Mai between the Pubs and Restaurant forums with occassional ventures into the outer reaches.

Good Luck

Moss

Gee thanks much appreciated

CB

Yep 90 it was, and on reflection it was Chaing Mai, I got lost in the posts and no worries about the Welcome, BTW you havn't seen Humphrey on your travels have you?

Good Luck

Moss

Another incumbant to welcome - don't trust anyone or listen to anyone and you'll do fine.

Hmm is this like one door will always tell the truth and the otherone will always lie?

If I take your advice then I shouldn't listen to what you just told me.

I think I need to phone a friend, someone who will be rock steady, offer sage advice, be sensible - anyone have Kayo's number?

Seriously thanks for the welcome

CB

I like your psychology! You'll fit in here nicely! Well done...

What you stealing me smilies for man!!!

iss okay tho... I have bigger ones>

BOT> Welcome to Bedlam Crowboy. We've just had a great big spring cleaning in here, so I ain't too sure what you'll find.. Should be fun though.

After plentiful posts over the last few days, it looks like Crow Boy should join our happy number, today (491, as I type!).

Welcome to Bedlam, Crow Boy. Watch out for Nurse Ratched, don't pinch anybodies cookies, make sure you take your meds when they're given to you and share your crayons with the others. If you follow the above tips, you'll get along just fine

I just realised that I am 955 posts with a bullet as I type! Is this a <deleted>' record or what? Do I need to get out more? Do work instead of posting?

Ok let me see:

Nurse Ratchet - hmm not sure

Cookies - I wondered if Kayo had been on the Dutch cookies when he went rampant across every forum in TV saying "Close this!"

Meds - yep, undercontrol although I think I should have eaten the red one instead of the blue

Crayons - Ummm I think I used them when I went on a minor rampage a while back and drew all over the Moderators Walls. Jai Dee was going to send me to my room but I calmed down again

It has been fun here and I have enjoyed my time in the Nuthouse so far - one thing though can someone nobble that blo#dy wolf seuging from stealing my last word all the time

CB

No

No

958 posts and counting

I don't know about anyone else but on the RHS of my screen is the lovelinks "want to meet beautiful thai ladies" have they changed it because for some reason her right breast is always next to the slider button on the window - I keep clicking on it right between the "B" and "T"

CB

Someone should send him a PM when he hits the big 500, as Bedlam posts no longer show in the "View New Topics" area. If you don't go to the front screen and scroll nearly all the way down, you won't notice its existence.

Bwahahhahahhhahahahaha I'm here I happened to notice it in the drop down menu and jumped in then spotted the "welcome to nuthouse crow boy thread - crikey not even here and people are talking about me

Thanks

CB

I just checked and noticed the date of 29/3 for the day I got my 500th post. I did my 1000th post on 27th April. I only post on work days and that was a total of 19 days removing Songkran and the weekends. This means I posted 500 messages in ony 19 days to make my average daily post rate 27.77!!

I need to get a life

CB