Do My Tortured Eyes Deceive Me?

[NCC1701A]

The jump to the top on the page arrow has returned!

 

Praise god!

[CharlieH]

Yep, scrolling that little wheel can be sooooo exhausting, it became a priority.

[chickenslegs]

12 minutes ago, NCC1701A said:

The jump to the top on the page arrow has returned!

Yinn's first action as POTY?

[Nyezhov]

where?

[Lacessit]

12 minutes ago, chickenslegs said:

Yinn's first action as POTY?

You really know how to rub salt in the wounds.

[Nyezhov]

Oh I found it...over there in the corner.

[Lacessit]

25 minutes ago, Nyezhov said:

Oh I found it...over there in the corner.

That's where the dunces are sent.

[Nyezhov]

2 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

That's where the dunces are sent.

My head is naturally shaped that way, I guess thats why you said that? How would you feel if someone joked about your kid being a dunce? Wow.

[Lacessit]

3 minutes ago, Nyezhov said:

My head is naturally shaped that way, I guess thats why you said that? How would you feel if someone joked about your kid being a dunce? Wow.

By the standards applying in "normal" society, my son would be called a dunce. He has only worked full-time for a month in his whole life, and is dyslexic with numbers.

However, he is  a third dan black belt in karate, teaches first aid part-time, and gives private lessons in self-defence to women. He also builds desk top computers for serious gamers. He has no mortgage on his house.

You're proud of your daughter. I'm proud of my son.

 

[Nyezhov]

6 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

You're proud of your daughter. I'm proud of my son.

 

Is he good looking? Doe he have a bank balance? Can he handle being bossed around?

 

Id like my daughter to settle down. I guess shes hot, my xgf (who is younger) said that when they would go to the meat markets to expose their flesh like a bunch of cleavagefloozies, the guys would be all over my kid and not her, and my xgf is quite the exhibitionist.

[champers]

"Gives private lessons in self-defence to women." Lucky lad. And he gets paid for it. ????

[Lacessit]

3 hours ago, Nyezhov said:

Is he good looking? Doe he have a bank balance? Can he handle being bossed around?

 

Id like my daughter to settle down. I guess shes hot, my xgf (who is younger) said that when they would go to the meat markets to expose their flesh like a bunch of cleavagefloozies, the guys would be all over my kid and not her, and my xgf is quite the exhibitionist.

Sorry, he's already happily married. Bossed around? I can't be sure, because his first thought is of her welfare, while calling her a scatterbrain.

I can't say he is wealthy, but he does have his father's aversion to debt.

Not pining to be a grandfather, are you?

[jastheace]

4 hours ago, Nyezhov said:

where?

under 3 adverts.

when are they going ?

[Lacessit]

4 hours ago, champers said:

"Gives private lessons in self-defence to women." Lucky lad. And he gets paid for it. ????

It's not so much fun when he trains them on how to kick men in the nuts.

[NCC1701A]

oh yeah!

 

i just jumped to the top of the page without having to lean forward in my chair or touching the scroll wheel.

 

 

[Golden Triangle]

Shame they didn't fix the annoying AI ad that actually covers up the 'Go to top of page' arrow when it pops up. ????

[thaibeachlovers]

20 hours ago, jastheace said:

under 3 adverts.

when are they going ?

I've been complaining many times on forum support about them, but still there, like a sore thumb.

Have to delete them to use arrow. Just as fast to click and drag, so no advance in usability

[Assurancetourix]

On 1/9/2020 at 1:21 PM, Nyezhov said:

My head is naturally shaped that way, I guess thats why you said that? How would you feel if someone joked about your kid being a dunce? Wow.

The French comedian Coluche had made a sublime sketch on this subject:

 

"Intelligence is the best distributed thing among men because, whatever it is provided with, it always has the impression of having had enough, since that is what it judges. "